Him: Am I bothering you standing here? Scarlet: You are... three feet from my face
Him: Hey, Big D. How you like the ride? Big D: [tips his coffee cup towards Morgan Freeman] Him: Race you to the next light! Him: Â¡Ãndale! Â¡Ãndale! Big D: [tips his coffee cup towards Morgan Freeman again - as they speed away] Rhea Pearlman: I'm calling his wife. Big D: No you
[first lines] Him: Sorry, what was your name again? Packy: Packy. Him: Packy? Packy: Yeah. Him: Are we lost, P
Male Receptionist: You made me want to be a woman. Him: I have that effect on people
[last lines] Him: We'll never see each other again. Scarlet: Neve
Him: The director is so young he hasn't even been born yet.
The truths of religion are never so well understood as by those who have lost the power of reason.
How pleasant it is for a father to sit at his child's board. It is like an aged man reclining under the shadow of an oak which he has planted.
Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
Providence has given us hope and sleep as a compensation for the many cares of life.
To a toad, what is beauty? A female with pop eyes, a wide mouth, yellow belly, and a spotted back,
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. Volt
It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one.
Those who think are excessively few; and those few do not set themselves to disturb the world.
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
It is not enough to be exceptionally mad, licentious and fanatical in order to win a great reputation; it is still necessary to arrive on the scene at the right time.
We must distinguish between speaking to deceive and being silent to be reserved. Voltair
All the known world, excepting only savage nations, is governed by books.
Be bold, proclaim it everywhere: They only live who dare.
When you arise in the morning, give thanks for the morning light, for your life and strength. Give thanks for your food, and the joy of living. Tecumseh Appreciation is a wonderful thing; it makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well.
Love truth, but pardon error.
Prejudice is opinion without judgement.
If one does not reflect, one thinks oneself master of everything; but when one does reflect, one realizes that one is master of nothing.
We cannot wish for that we know not.
Whosoever does not know how to recognize the faults of great men is incapable of estimating their perfections.
What is madness? To have erroneous perceptions and to reason correctly from them.