George Webber: By what name are you known, sir? Don: Donald. Don, to my friends and paying customers. George Webber: In that case, I'll have another double Don. Double Don, God, that's going to be difficult to say by the shank of the evening. Better make that one a singl
Police Officer: Be careful sir, you shouldn't mix drugs and alcohol. George Webber: [laughs] You could have fooled me
Samantha Taylor: [examining George's bee sting] That looks bad, have you taken anything for it? George Webber: Ah, yes, I took four of your birth control pills, I hope that's okay. Samantha Taylor: [kisses George on the cheek] Try an antihistimine. George Webber: I don't like those, they make me p
George Webber: I was in the Royal Air Force as a matter of fact. Bill Collins: I thought you had to be English to be in that. George Webber: You do. Bill Collins: You an English fella, huh? George Webber: Mm-hmm. Bill Collins: [after long reflection] That's all r
George Webber: If you were dancing with your wife, or girlfriend you knew in high school, and you said to her, Darling, they're playing our song, do you know what they'd be playing? Don: What? George Webber: Why Don't We Do It In The Road. Fuckin' hell kind of era is tha
[the dog runs out of the room after Mrs. Kissel farts] Reverend: Whenever Mrs. Kissel breaks wind, we beat the dog
Telephone Operator: [on the telephone to Don in the lounge] Mr. Webber, please. Don: [aside to George] Are you in? George Webber: No, no. Don: [on the phone to the operator] Listen, kid, until otherwise instructed, Mr. Webber will be incomunnicado. Telephone Operator: Don, where is that? Don: Abou
George Webber: Doesn't he do anything except swim and jog on the beach? Hugh: Oh yes! He makes me happy. So I let him swim and jog on the beach
Be good to people. Be good to every single person you come into contact with. My best friends are great musicians. But more than that, they're great people.
I like the app where you can make your own memes. I make memes all the time and send them to my friends.
I'm typically single. I'm the girl who - I call it girl-next-door-itis - the hot guy is friends with and gets all his relationship advice from but never considers dating.
Part of me feels you can't say you were truly in love if it didn't last. If I end up getting married and having kids, that's when I'll know it's real - because it lasted.
Faith Hill is a big role model.
There's so much about Dolly Parton that every female artist should look to, whether it's reading her quotes or reading her interviews or going to one of her live shows. She's been such an amazing example to every female songwriter out there.
Love always ends differently and it always begins differently - especially with me. Taylor S
But I miss screamin' and fightin' and kissin' in the rain and it's 2 a.m. and I'm cursin' your name. You're so in love the you act insane, and that's the way I loved you.
I have been singing randomly, obsessively, obnoxiously for as long as I can remember. Taylor S
I've always written songs the same way. You learn different tricks - you learn craft, you learn structure, all that - as you go.
It's pretty intense writing about my own life, my own struggles. Taylor S
You realize who you're in love with is fading fast. You don't know what to do, but in that period time moves so slowly.
I wouldn't wear tiny amounts of clothing in my real life so I don't think it's necessary to wear that stuff in photo-shoots.
I can say I'd honestly rather be happy than have 30 to 40 songs that I've written about these thrilling, exciting, horrible, unhappy times.
It took a while to understand the beauty of just letting go
On 'Grey's Anatomy' I wouldn't care what I was playing - I would play a corpse, 'cause I love it that much. It is deep true love, and it will never die.
Fighting with him was like trying to solve a crossword and realizing there's no right answer
I'm pretty pale. In high school I was insecure and thought it'd be cool to go to a tanning bed. Now I just let it look the way it looks.
I don't like to feel like I'm some fragile package that has to be shipped by high-priority mail and handled with white gloves.
A few years have gone and come around when we were sittin' at our favorite spot in town and you looked at me, got down on one knee. Take me back to the time when we walked down the aisle; the whole town came and our mammas cried. And you said "I do.", and I did, too. Take me home where we met so man