Quotes by 101 Dalmatians

101 Dalmatians

[Horace is about to get out of the car, but gets caught on Jasper's mask] Jasper: [thinking he's trying to take it] Fetch your own

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[Cruella has spotted the dogs running away across a field] Cruella De Vil: Bingo! [sarcastically] Cruella De Vil: Poor little things. I'm gonna cut you off, then cut you up! [sinister chuc
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Cruella De Vil: My faith in your limited intelligence is momentarily restored.

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Cruella De Vil: All right. Keep the little beasts. Do what you like with them. Drown them, for all I care. You're a fool, Anita! I have no use for fools. You're fired, you're finished, you'll never work in fashion again! I'm through with all of you! I'll get even! Just wait. You'll be sorry. You fools. You idiots!
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Jasper: [Trying to start the van] You just had to let those puppies get away, didn't you? Never paying attention. Horace: Well, where was you? Jasper: Where was? I was not splashing about in the pond. You've infuriated the old bag, and if we don't get those puppies back it is quite literally our heads! Oh, come on! Right, you better get out and check the tailpipe. We've got a condensation problem. Horace: [threateningly] One of these days I'm gonna be full up of you! Horace: [Gets out] Jasper: [Makes a face at him; Horace walks around to the back of the van, squats down and peers into the exhaust pipe, while Jasper desperately tries again to start the engine] Oh, do come on! [Taps the gas pedal. The exhaust pipe explodes sending a clogged pear and a lot of exhaust into Horace's face] Jasper: There,

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Cruella De Vil: Congratulations. You've just won gold, silver, and bronze in the Morons Olympics! Horace: [mouthing hesitantly, then speaking out loud] Who won the gold? Cruella De Vil: [screaming] Shut up! My business, my reputation, my life, has been ruined because you three incompetent twits let yourselves be outsmarted by a bunch of dumb animals! And you call yourselves men? Huh? I've seen more intelligent pieces of carpet! [suddenly, they notice, too late, a skunk that promptly sprays them all; they all start screaming their heads off and pound against the police van wal
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Cruella De Vil: You... BEASTS! But I'm not beaten yet. You've won the battle, but I'm about to win the wardrobe. My spotty puppy coat is in plain sight and leaving tracks. In a moment I'll have what I came for, while all of you will end up as sausage meat, alone on some sad, plastic plate. Dead and meaty and red. No friends, no family, no pulse. Just slapped between two buns, smothered in onions, with fries on the side. Cruella De Vil has the last laugh!

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Jasper: Now, there are two things you must not do with Skinner. One, do not look at the horrendous scar on his neck. Two, don't talk to him. Understand? Not a word. Horace: Right. [Skinner answers the door and looks at Horace] Horace: Ahh! Look at the size of that scar! No bl - oody wonder you can't talk, mate! Skinner: [Wheezing] Jasper: [to Skinner] Excuse me just a minute, would you? [closes the door and punches Horace] Horace: [Horace fall
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Cruella De Vil: We lose more women to marriage than war, famine, and disease.

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Woman On Park Bench #1: [Pongo runs hard enough to break his leash from Roger's bike, causing it to continue rolling downhill until hitting the bench; he is flung off and over it, into the pond] I don't think he wanted to do that.