Jenna: I love you, Matt. You're my best friend. Matt: ...Jenna, I've always loved you
Matt: Jenna, what are you... Why are you here? Jenna: Matty, I told you - something really weird is happening. Yesterday was my 13th birthday and then, and then today I woke up and I'm this, and you, I mean - you're that! You get it? Matt: [long pause] Are you high? You been smoking pot? Doing X?
Beverly Rink: Well, Jenna, I know I made a lot of mistakes, but I don't regret making any of them. Jenna: How come? Beverly Rink: Because if I hadn't have made them, I wouldn't have learned how to make things righ
Young Jenna Rink: I don't want to be beautiful in my own way. I want to look like these people. Beverly Rink: Oh those aren't people honey, those are models
Young Matt: Arrivederci. Young Jenna Rink: Au revoir
Jenna: [to Trish Sackett] You know what? You are rude, and mean, and sloppy, and frizzy! And I don't like you at all!
Jenna: Who are these women? Does anyone know? I don't recognize any of them. I want to see my best friend's big sister, the girls from the soccer team, my next door neighbor, real women who are smart and pretty and happy to be who they are. These are the women to look up to. Let's put life back in
Lucy: Can you get in the car? Jenna: I can't get in the car, I don't get in the car with strangers. Lucy: Please get in the car, we're gonna be late. Jenna: I can't get in the car, I don't know you. Lucy: Just get in the car. Jenna: I don't get in the car with strangers! Lucy: You're being a littl
Pete Hansen: What's wrong, Pookie? Jenna: Pookie? Uh... *Pukie!* You're married
Arlene: Eminem's on the phone; he wants an answer now. Jenna: Umm... plain. [Arlene looks at her strangely] Jenna: Peanut? Pla
Matt: You can't just turn back time. Jenna: Why not
Young Jenna Rink: I wanna be thirty.
Jenna: [hearing her cell phone ring] Can you hear that, sir? Can you hear the music?
Jenna: I'll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Wanna see my ID? Totally have it!
Jenna: What happened? Matt: I don't know. I can pretty much peg it to your 13th birthday party, when you were in the closet playing that game. Spin the Rapist? Jenna: Seven Minutes in Heave
Jenna: Matty! It's Thriller!
Jenna: Hey! You got arm hair! Matt: Never got quite that reaction before
Jenna: [panicking] I want a fluffy pillow!
Jenna: Becky, can I ask you something? Becky: Yeah, sure. Jenna: Can you tell I'm wearing underwear, cos I totally am. Becky: I think that's kinda the poi
Matt: It doesn't matter what Lucy said. I stopped trusting her after she stole my poprocks in the third grade.
Richard: Who's your daddy? Jenna: Wayne Rink
Lucy: Okay, Jenna, repeat after me: I am Jenna Rink, big time magazine editor. Jenna: I am? Lucy: Say it. Jenna: I am Jenna Rink big time magazine editor. Lucy: I'm a tough bitch. [Jenna looks away, embarrassed to say it] Lucy: Say it! Jenna: I am a tough [whispers] Jenna: bitch. Lucy: I'm gonna w
Lucy: [regarding security breaches at the company] Jenna fired Charlotte yesterday. Richard: Did you? Good. I guarantee she had friends at Sparkle. She was always taking notes. Lucy: She was a secretary. Richard: Yeah, whatev
Yearbook Photographer: Swing around this way just a little bit, Gina. Come on, right there. That's good. Young Jenna Rink: It's Jenna. Yearbook Photographer: Look over here, Gina. Right here. Young Jenna Rink: IT'S JENNA! [Photographer takes photo and it comes out all wr
Matt: [confused look] You're not Chinese.
[Dragging Matt to the dance floor] Jenna: Oh for the love of Pete! You taught it to me
Jenna: Can you tell I'm wearing underwear? 'Cause I totally am.
Jenna: Are you really my best friend? Lucy: [disbelief] You're pregnant. Jenna: [horrified] Oh God, n
Jenna: Wait, listen to me. I'm 13! Lucy: Jenna, if you're gonna start lying about your age, I'd go with 27
Jenna: Matty. Matt: Yeah? Jenna: Arrivederci. Matt: I'll see you. Jenna: Matt! Matt: Yeah? [she gives him a look] Matt: Au