Young Jenna Rink: I don't want to be beautiful in my own way. I want to look like these people. Beverly Rink: Oh those aren't people honey, those are models
Jenna: Thirty, flirty and thriving.
Jenna: You want to know a secret? Matt: Yeah. Jenna: You're the sweetest guy I've ever me
Matt: You can't just turn back time. Jenna: Why not
Richard: Jenna, my balls - Excuse my French - are in an iron vice. Corporates are twisting and squeezing like a bunch of dominatrixes on steroids, and now Lucy is presenting her own re-design without you. Could you tell me what is going on? Jenna: What is going on is that you are going to have mor
Lucy: Okay, Jenna, repeat after me: I am Jenna Rink, big time magazine editor. Jenna: I am? Lucy: Say it. Jenna: I am Jenna Rink big time magazine editor. Lucy: I'm a tough bitch. [Jenna looks away, embarrassed to say it] Lucy: Say it! Jenna: I am a tough [whispers] Jenna: bitch. Lucy: I'm gonna w
Young Tom-Tom: Majority rules, Beaver. Young Matt: Narrow, man. Narrow, hopeless people. Young Tom-Tom: Freak. Young Matt: Rob
Jenna: Can you tell I'm wearing underwear? 'Cause I totally am.
[last lines] [spoiler] Jenna: A Razzle, Mr. Flamhaff? Matt: Thank you, Mrs. Flamha
Matt: Jenna, what are you... Why are you here? Jenna: Matty, I told you - something really weird is happening. Yesterday was my 13th birthday and then, and then today I woke up and I'm this, and you, I mean - you're that! You get it? Matt: [long pause] Are you high? You been smoking pot? Doing X?
Pete Hansen: What's wrong, Pookie? Jenna: Pookie? Uh... *Pukie!* You're married
Jenna: I love you, Matt. You're my best friend. Matt: ...Jenna, I've always loved you
Jenna: Wait, listen to me. I'm 13! Lucy: Jenna, if you're gonna start lying about your age, I'd go with 27
Jenna: Becky, can I ask you something? Becky: Yeah, sure. Jenna: Can you tell I'm wearing underwear, cos I totally am. Becky: I think that's kinda the poi
Jenna: [in the elevator] I'm Jenna, by the way. Becky: [disdainfully] Yeah, I know. I'm Becky. Jenna: How old are you, anyway? Becky: 13. Jenna: Me too! Becky: [gives Jenna a strange look] Jenna: Used to be, a
Lucy: [regarding security breaches at the company] Jenna fired Charlotte yesterday. Richard: Did you? Good. I guarantee she had friends at Sparkle. She was always taking notes. Lucy: She was a secretary. Richard: Yeah, whatev
Matt: [confused look] You're not Chinese.
Jenna: Matty! It's Thriller!
Jenna: I'll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Wanna see my ID? Totally have it!
Richard: Who's your daddy? Jenna: Wayne Rink
Jenna: [to Trish Sackett] You know what? You are rude, and mean, and sloppy, and frizzy! And I don't like you at all!
Jenna: Matty. Matt: Yeah? Jenna: Arrivederci. Matt: I'll see you. Jenna: Matt! Matt: Yeah? [she gives him a look] Matt: Au
Jenna: Oh my gosh, it's the naked man! Alex Carlson: [from across the street] Hey beautiful! Jenna: [flattered] He thinks I'm beautifu
Jenna: [panicking] I want a fluffy pillow!
[Jenna has invited the most popular girls in school to her 13th birthday party] Young Matt: I can't believe you invited those clones. Young Jenna Rink: They're my friends. Young Matt: The Six Chicks are not your friends, okay? Young Jenna Rink: Almost. And someday I'm gonna BE a Sixth Chick. Young
Jenna: Are you really my best friend? Lucy: [disbelief] You're pregnant. Jenna: [horrified] Oh God, n
Jenna: Hey! You got arm hair! Matt: Never got quite that reaction before
Yearbook Photographer: Swing around this way just a little bit, Gina. Come on, right there. That's good. Young Jenna Rink: It's Jenna. Yearbook Photographer: Look over here, Gina. Right here. Young Jenna Rink: IT'S JENNA! [Photographer takes photo and it comes out all wr
Jenna: You are rude, and mean, and sloppy, and frizzy - and I don't like you at all.
Lucy: OK, you can wipe the doe-eyed-Bambi-watching-her-mother-get-shot-and-strapped-to-the-back-of-a-van look from your face.