Quotes by 13 Going on 30

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Jenna: I love you, Matt. You're my best friend. Matt: ...Jenna, I've always loved you

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Jenna: Matt, stop being so nice to me. I don't deserve it. Do you know what kind of person I am now, I mean - do you know who I am right now? I don't have any real friends. I did something bad with a married guy. I don't talk to my mom and dad. I'm not a nice person. And the thing is - I'm not 13 anymore.
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Young Jenna Rink: I wanna be thirty.

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Lucy: OK, you can wipe the doe-eyed-Bambi-watching-her-mother-get-shot-and-strapped-to-the-back-of-a-van look from your face.
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Jenna: [in the elevator] I'm Jenna, by the way. Becky: [disdainfully] Yeah, I know. I'm Becky. Jenna: How old are you, anyway? Becky: 13. Jenna: Me too! Becky: [gives Jenna a strange look] Jenna: Used to be, a

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Jenna: Can you tell I'm wearing underwear? 'Cause I totally am.
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Jenna: I'll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Wanna see my ID? Totally have it!

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Jenna: Hey! You got arm hair! Matt: Never got quite that reaction before
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Richard: Jenna, my balls - Excuse my French - are in an iron vice. Corporates are twisting and squeezing like a bunch of dominatrixes on steroids, and now Lucy is presenting her own re-design without you. Could you tell me what is going on? Jenna: What is going on is that you are going to have more choices. Richard: With all due respect to Lucy, I'm far more anxious to know what you've been working on. Jenna: Thank you. Richard: I'm not trying to compliment you. I'm trying to pressure you. Jenna: How long until your balls get totally squished? Richard: Hopefully never, I'm rather attached to my balls. Jenna: Can they hang in there ti

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Matt: Jenna, what are you... Why are you here? Jenna: Matty, I told you - something really weird is happening. Yesterday was my 13th birthday and then, and then today I woke up and I'm this, and you, I mean - you're that! You get it? Matt: [long pause] Are you high? You been smoking pot? Doing X? Fallen into a K-Hole? You doing drug