Tic'Tic: Our wise man says: you will lead us there. D'Leh: Me
D'Leh: He is not a god!
D'Leh: [to Tic'Tic] We need you. They will not fight with us.
Tic'Tic: Be as your father.
Tic'Tic: [trying to hold D'leh back from the raiders as they take prisoners] We cannot help them!
D'Leh: Look how fast its growing.
D'Leh: Let me go!
D'Leh: [in the pit, after deciding to not kill the Saber-tooth] Do not eat me when I save your life!
D'Leh: [to the waiting tribes] We, the people of the Yagahl, hunt the mightiest of beast, the Manak. He is great and we are small. And still we bring him down. Because we hunt together as one! When the sun rises, we will join our brothers and sisters in the mountain of the god, we will convince th
D'Leh: Tell him... I am older than I look. [smirks
Evolet: [watching the river bank] Baku, D'leh is here!
D'Leh: I found the eye of the snake.
D'Leh: You must become a hunter. Baku: Me
D'Leh: [speaking to the spear-tooth] You must remember me. I gave you life.
D'Leh: What are they saying? Nakudu: They are your words: Bring them down
Tic'Tic: A good man draws a circle around himself and cares for those within. His woman, his children. Tic'Tic: Other men draw a larger circle and bring within their brothers and sisters. Tic'Tic: But some men have a great destiny. They must draw around themselves a circle that includes many, many
Evolet: Baku, D'Leh is here!
The pause - that impressive silence, that eloquent silence, that geometrically progressive silence which often achieves a desired effect where no combination of words, howsoever felicitous, could accomplish it.
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar. Mark Twai
in order to make a man or boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to attain.
All saints can do miracles, but few of them can keep a hotel.
Everybody lies...every day, every hour, awake, asleep, in his dreams, in his joy, in his mourning. If he keeps his tongue still his hands, his feet, his eyes, his attitude will convey deception.
If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.
A street in Constantinople is a picture which one ought to see once-not oftener.
If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.
Too bad that youth is wasted on the young.
I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.
If I had been helping the Almighty when he created man, I would have had him begin at the other end, and start human beings with old age. How much better to start old and have all the bitterness and blindness of age in the beginning!
Men are easily dealt with--but when you get the women started, you are in for it, you know.
It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
Our Bible reveals to us the character of our god with minute and remorseless exactness... It is perhaps the most damnatory biography that exists in print anywhere. It makes Nero an angel of light and leading by contrast.
Don't go to sleep, so many people die there.
A "classic" is a book that everybody praises but nobody has read
One of life's most over-valued pleasures is sexual intercourse; of one of life's least appreciated pleasures in defecation.
There is only one good sex. The female one.
God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
He had an uncommon fondness for cats. As an old man summering in New Hampshire, Twain even rented kittens from a nearby farm to keep him company until he returned home. "If man could be crossed with the cat," said Twain, "it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat." There's always so