Samantha Taylor: [examining George's bee sting] That looks bad, have you taken anything for it? George Webber: Ah, yes, I took four of your birth control pills, I hope that's okay. Samantha Taylor: [kisses George on the cheek] Try an antihistimine. George Webber: I don't like those, they make me p
[the dog runs out of the room after Mrs. Kissel farts] Reverend: Whenever Mrs. Kissel breaks wind, we beat the dog
George Webber: Doesn't he do anything except swim and jog on the beach? Hugh: Oh yes! He makes me happy. So I let him swim and jog on the beach
George Webber: I was in the Royal Air Force as a matter of fact. Bill Collins: I thought you had to be English to be in that. George Webber: You do. Bill Collins: You an English fella, huh? George Webber: Mm-hmm. Bill Collins: [after long reflection] That's all r
George Webber: If you were dancing with your wife, or girlfriend you knew in high school, and you said to her, Darling, they're playing our song, do you know what they'd be playing? Don: What? George Webber: Why Don't We Do It In The Road. Fuckin' hell kind of era is tha
Telephone Operator: [on the telephone to Don in the lounge] Mr. Webber, please. Don: [aside to George] Are you in? George Webber: No, no. Don: [on the phone to the operator] Listen, kid, until otherwise instructed, Mr. Webber will be incomunnicado. Telephone Operator: Don, where is that? Don: Abou
Police Officer: Be careful sir, you shouldn't mix drugs and alcohol. George Webber: [laughs] You could have fooled me
George Webber: By what name are you known, sir? Don: Donald. Don, to my friends and paying customers. George Webber: In that case, I'll have another double Don. Double Don, God, that's going to be difficult to say by the shank of the evening. Better make that one a singl
God is truth and light his shadow.
There is a ... matter - much more valuable and divine than natural philosophy . ... On this matter I must speak to you in enigmas.
As the government is, such will be the man.
According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate parts, condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other halves.
I have hardly ever known a mathematician who was capable of reasoning.
The proud man is forsaken of God.
He who wishes to serve his country must have not only the power to think, but the will to act
Good actions give strength to ourselves and inspire good actions in others. P
When men speak ill of thee, live so that nobody will believe them.
Justice means minding one's own business and not meddling with other men's concerns. Plat
Philosophy is the highest music.
Nothing in the affairs of men is worthy of great anxiety. P
They certainly give very strange names to diseases.
I know not how I may seem to others, but to myself I am but a small child wandering upon the vast shores of knowledge, every now and then finding a small bright pebble to content myself with
No one is so cowardly that Love could not inspire him to heroism.
Neither human wisdom nor divine inspiration can confer upon man any greater blessing than this [live a life of happiness and harmony here on earth].
Wisdom alone is the science of other sciences.
Love is a severe mental disorder.
What is at issue is the conversion of the mind from the twilight of error to the truth, that climb up into the real world which we shall call true philosophy.
The seen is the changing, the unseen is the unchanging.