Samantha Taylor: [examining George's bee sting] That looks bad, have you taken anything for it? George Webber: Ah, yes, I took four of your birth control pills, I hope that's okay. Samantha Taylor: [kisses George on the cheek] Try an antihistimine. George Webber: I don't like those, they make me p
Telephone Operator: [on the telephone to Don in the lounge] Mr. Webber, please. Don: [aside to George] Are you in? George Webber: No, no. Don: [on the phone to the operator] Listen, kid, until otherwise instructed, Mr. Webber will be incomunnicado. Telephone Operator: Don, where is that? Don: Abou
George Webber: If you were dancing with your wife, or girlfriend you knew in high school, and you said to her, Darling, they're playing our song, do you know what they'd be playing? Don: What? George Webber: Why Don't We Do It In The Road. Fuckin' hell kind of era is tha
Police Officer: Be careful sir, you shouldn't mix drugs and alcohol. George Webber: [laughs] You could have fooled me
George Webber: Doesn't he do anything except swim and jog on the beach? Hugh: Oh yes! He makes me happy. So I let him swim and jog on the beach
George Webber: I was in the Royal Air Force as a matter of fact. Bill Collins: I thought you had to be English to be in that. George Webber: You do. Bill Collins: You an English fella, huh? George Webber: Mm-hmm. Bill Collins: [after long reflection] That's all r
[the dog runs out of the room after Mrs. Kissel farts] Reverend: Whenever Mrs. Kissel breaks wind, we beat the dog
George Webber: By what name are you known, sir? Don: Donald. Don, to my friends and paying customers. George Webber: In that case, I'll have another double Don. Double Don, God, that's going to be difficult to say by the shank of the evening. Better make that one a singl
Happiness is the secret of beauty. But who knows the secret of happiness? The wise woman keeps her cosmetics at hand.
Money for me has only one sound: liberty.
Adornment is never anything except a reflection of the heart.
There have been several Duchesses of Westminster but there is only one Chanel! Coco Ch
A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous. Coco Chane
I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird.
Caring about beauty, it is necessary to start with the heart and soul, otherwise no makeup will not help.
A young lady ought to be two things: tasteful and breathtaking.
Why am I so determined to put the shoulder where it belongs? Women have very round shoulders that push forward slightly; this touches me and I say: 'One must not hide that!' Then someone tells you: 'The shoulder is on the back'. I have never seen women with shoulders on their backs.
Look for the woman in the dress. If there is no woman, there is no dress.
If I say that I love you but I do want personal time, or if I don't want to do PDA, it's not that I have something against you.
I am no longer what I was. I will remain what I have become.
You live but once; you might as well be amusing.
A dress made right should allow one to walk, to dance, even to ride horseback.
There have been several Duchesses of Westminster but there is only one Chanel!
If I cut my hair, others did. If I shortened my dresses, so did everyone else.
You can be gorgeous at thirty, charming at forty, and irresistible for the rest of your life.
A beautiful dress may look beautiful on a hanger, but that means nothing. It must be seen on the shoulders, with the movement of the arms, the legs, and the waist.
"The best color in the whole world, is the one that looks good, on you!
How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something but to be someone.