Jenna: Thirty, flirty and thriving.
Pete Hansen: What's wrong, Pookie? Jenna: Pookie? Uh... *Pukie!* You're married
Jenna: Hey! You got arm hair! Matt: Never got quite that reaction before
Jenna: [to Lucy at the party] Everybody Wang Chung tonight.
Jenna: I saw his thingy! Lucy: [sarcastically] Oh, God, not his thingy
Jenna: [hearing her cell phone ring] Can you hear that, sir? Can you hear the music?
[Jenna has invited the most popular girls in school to her 13th birthday party] Young Matt: I can't believe you invited those clones. Young Jenna Rink: They're my friends. Young Matt: The Six Chicks are not your friends, okay? Young Jenna Rink: Almost. And someday I'm gonna BE a Sixth Chick. Young
[first lines] Boy: Move it, dorkus
Young Tom-Tom: Majority rules, Beaver. Young Matt: Narrow, man. Narrow, hopeless people. Young Tom-Tom: Freak. Young Matt: Rob
Jenna: Who are these women? Does anyone know? I don't recognize any of them. I want to see my best friend's big sister, the girls from the soccer team, my next door neighbor, real women who are smart and pretty and happy to be who they are. These are the women to look up to. Let's put life back in
Jenna: You are rude, and mean, and sloppy, and frizzy - and I don't like you at all.
[last lines] [spoiler] Jenna: A Razzle, Mr. Flamhaff? Matt: Thank you, Mrs. Flamha
Lucy: [regarding security breaches at the company] Jenna fired Charlotte yesterday. Richard: Did you? Good. I guarantee she had friends at Sparkle. She was always taking notes. Lucy: She was a secretary. Richard: Yeah, whatev
Jenna: [in the elevator] I'm Jenna, by the way. Becky: [disdainfully] Yeah, I know. I'm Becky. Jenna: How old are you, anyway? Becky: 13. Jenna: Me too! Becky: [gives Jenna a strange look] Jenna: Used to be, a
Matt: [confused look] You're not Chinese.
Matt: You can't just turn back time. Jenna: Why not
Arlene: Eminem's on the phone; he wants an answer now. Jenna: Umm... plain. [Arlene looks at her strangely] Jenna: Peanut? Pla
Jenna: Oh my gosh, it's the naked man! Alex Carlson: [from across the street] Hey beautiful! Jenna: [flattered] He thinks I'm beautifu
Jenna: You want to know a secret? Matt: Yeah. Jenna: You're the sweetest guy I've ever me
Jenna: [to Trish Sackett] You know what? You are rude, and mean, and sloppy, and frizzy! And I don't like you at all!
Matt: It doesn't matter what Lucy said. I stopped trusting her after she stole my poprocks in the third grade.
Jenna: Matty. Matt: Yeah? Jenna: Arrivederci. Matt: I'll see you. Jenna: Matt! Matt: Yeah? [she gives him a look] Matt: Au
Yearbook Photographer: Swing around this way just a little bit, Gina. Come on, right there. That's good. Young Jenna Rink: It's Jenna. Yearbook Photographer: Look over here, Gina. Right here. Young Jenna Rink: IT'S JENNA! [Photographer takes photo and it comes out all wr
Jenna: Matty! It's Thriller!
Beverly Rink: Well, Jenna, I know I made a lot of mistakes, but I don't regret making any of them. Jenna: How come? Beverly Rink: Because if I hadn't have made them, I wouldn't have learned how to make things righ
Matt: Jenna, what are you... Why are you here? Jenna: Matty, I told you - something really weird is happening. Yesterday was my 13th birthday and then, and then today I woke up and I'm this, and you, I mean - you're that! You get it? Matt: [long pause] Are you high? You been smoking pot? Doing X?
Jenna: Can you tell I'm wearing underwear? 'Cause I totally am.
Richard: Jenna, my balls - Excuse my French - are in an iron vice. Corporates are twisting and squeezing like a bunch of dominatrixes on steroids, and now Lucy is presenting her own re-design without you. Could you tell me what is going on? Jenna: What is going on is that you are going to have mor
Young Jenna Rink: I don't want to be beautiful in my own way. I want to look like these people. Beverly Rink: Oh those aren't people honey, those are models
Lucy: Can you get in the car? Jenna: I can't get in the car, I don't get in the car with strangers. Lucy: Please get in the car, we're gonna be late. Jenna: I can't get in the car, I don't know you. Lucy: Just get in the car. Jenna: I don't get in the car with strangers! Lucy: You're being a littl