Young Jenna Rink: I wanna be thirty.
Matt: Jenna, what are you... Why are you here? Jenna: Matty, I told you - something really weird is happening. Yesterday was my 13th birthday and then, and then today I woke up and I'm this, and you, I mean - you're that! You get it? Matt: [long pause] Are you high? You been smoking pot? Doing X?
Arlene: Eminem's on the phone; he wants an answer now. Jenna: Umm... plain. [Arlene looks at her strangely] Jenna: Peanut? Pla
Matt: You can't just turn back time. Jenna: Why not
Richard: Jenna, my balls - Excuse my French - are in an iron vice. Corporates are twisting and squeezing like a bunch of dominatrixes on steroids, and now Lucy is presenting her own re-design without you. Could you tell me what is going on? Jenna: What is going on is that you are going to have mor
Jenna: Wait, listen to me. I'm 13! Lucy: Jenna, if you're gonna start lying about your age, I'd go with 27
Jenna: What happened? Matt: I don't know. I can pretty much peg it to your 13th birthday party, when you were in the closet playing that game. Spin the Rapist? Jenna: Seven Minutes in Heave
Young Matt: Arrivederci. Young Jenna Rink: Au revoir
[Dragging Matt to the dance floor] Jenna: Oh for the love of Pete! You taught it to me
Jenna: You want to know a secret? Matt: Yeah. Jenna: You're the sweetest guy I've ever me
[Jenna has invited the most popular girls in school to her 13th birthday party] Young Matt: I can't believe you invited those clones. Young Jenna Rink: They're my friends. Young Matt: The Six Chicks are not your friends, okay? Young Jenna Rink: Almost. And someday I'm gonna BE a Sixth Chick. Young
Jenna: Oh my gosh, it's the naked man! Alex Carlson: [from across the street] Hey beautiful! Jenna: [flattered] He thinks I'm beautifu
[first lines] Boy: Move it, dorkus
Lucy: Okay, Jenna, repeat after me: I am Jenna Rink, big time magazine editor. Jenna: I am? Lucy: Say it. Jenna: I am Jenna Rink big time magazine editor. Lucy: I'm a tough bitch. [Jenna looks away, embarrassed to say it] Lucy: Say it! Jenna: I am a tough [whispers] Jenna: bitch. Lucy: I'm gonna w
Jenna: Becky, can I ask you something? Becky: Yeah, sure. Jenna: Can you tell I'm wearing underwear, cos I totally am. Becky: I think that's kinda the poi
Matt: [confused look] You're not Chinese.
Jenna: [hearing her cell phone ring] Can you hear that, sir? Can you hear the music?
Jenna: I'll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Wanna see my ID? Totally have it!
Lucy: Can you get in the car? Jenna: I can't get in the car, I don't get in the car with strangers. Lucy: Please get in the car, we're gonna be late. Jenna: I can't get in the car, I don't know you. Lucy: Just get in the car. Jenna: I don't get in the car with strangers! Lucy: You're being a littl
Jenna: Matty! It's Thriller!
Young Tom-Tom: Majority rules, Beaver. Young Matt: Narrow, man. Narrow, hopeless people. Young Tom-Tom: Freak. Young Matt: Rob
Jenna: [to Trish Sackett] You know what? You are rude, and mean, and sloppy, and frizzy! And I don't like you at all!
Jenna: Hey! You got arm hair! Matt: Never got quite that reaction before
[last lines] [spoiler] Jenna: A Razzle, Mr. Flamhaff? Matt: Thank you, Mrs. Flamha
Jenna: Who are these women? Does anyone know? I don't recognize any of them. I want to see my best friend's big sister, the girls from the soccer team, my next door neighbor, real women who are smart and pretty and happy to be who they are. These are the women to look up to. Let's put life back in
Lucy: OK, you can wipe the doe-eyed-Bambi-watching-her-mother-get-shot-and-strapped-to-the-back-of-a-van look from your face.
Jenna: [to Lucy at the party] Everybody Wang Chung tonight.
Lucy: [regarding security breaches at the company] Jenna fired Charlotte yesterday. Richard: Did you? Good. I guarantee she had friends at Sparkle. She was always taking notes. Lucy: She was a secretary. Richard: Yeah, whatev
Jenna: Thirty, flirty and thriving.
Jenna: Can you tell I'm wearing underwear? 'Cause I totally am.