We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us on earth.
If parents would only realize how they bore their children.
Music is the brandy of the damned.
I believe in the discipline of silence, and could talk for hours about it.
As well consult a butcher on the value of vegetarianism as a doctor on the worth of vaccination.
An interesting play cannot in the nature of things mean anything but a play in which problems of conduct and character of personalimportance to the audience are raised and suggestively discussed.
Every man deserves to be judged in the context of his times.
We want a few mad people now. See where the sane ones have landed us!
In order to fully realize how bad a popular play can be, it is necessary to see it twice.
Vivisection is a social evil because if it advances human knowledge, it does so at the expense of human character.
As to spelling the very frequent word though with six letters instead of two, it is impossible to discuss it, as it is outside the range of common sanity. In comparison such a monstrosity as phlegm for flem is merely disgusting.
What is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
If I were a woman, I'd simply refuse to speak to any man or do anything for men until I'd got the vote.
The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul.
Kings are not born: they are made by artificial hallucination.
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
Everyone can see that the people who hunt are the right people and the people who don't are the wrong ones.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. George Bernard
You see things; and you say 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say 'Why not?'
New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.
It is not the number of years we have behind us, but the number we have before us, that makes us careful and responsible and determined to find out the truth about everything.
My only policy is to profess evil and do good.
If pity is akin to love, gratitude is akin to the other thing.
It is not that I am so clever; it is that everyone else is so stupid.
Two percent of the people think; three percent of the people think they think; and ninety-five percent of the people would rather die than think.
Style is effectiveness of assertion.