You're funny, and you're smart, and you may show up late, but you always show up eventually.
I wish I knew how to quit you, Tumblr.
Traveling, I am finding, teaches you a lot of things about yourself. For instance, I never thought myself to be the kind of person who pees into a mostly empty bottle of Bluefin energy drink while driving through South Carolina at seventy-seven miles per hour - but in face I am that kind of person.
This is it. I can't even not smoke anymore
You're amazing, and I so want to be your boyfriend, because of what you just said, and also because that shirt makes me want to take you home and do unspeakable things while we watch live-action Sailor Moon videos
Why donâ€™t we break up? I guess I stay with her because she stays with me. And thatâ€™s not an easy thing to do.
The future lay before him, inevitable but invisible.
Peter Van Houten was the only person Iâ€™d ever come across who seemed to (a) understand what itâ€™s like to be dying, and (b) not have died.
I knew that I would know more dead people. The bodies pile up. Could there be a space in my memory for each of them, or would I forget a little of Alaska every day for the rest of my life?
The world went on, as it does, without my full participation, and I only woke up from the reverie when someone said my name.
Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.
moms arenâ€™t the best audience for medication humor.
Right, well, he'd been sick for a while and his nurse said to him, 'You seem to be feeling better this morning,' and Isben looked at her and said, 'On the contrary,' and then he died.
I hope you didn't bring the Asian kid along thinking he's a computer genius. Because I'm not," Takumi said.
He liked the idea of coffee quite a lotâ€”a warm drink that gave you energy and had been for centuries associated with sophisticates and intellectuals. But coffee itself tasted to him like caffeinated stomach bile.
So keeping the box closed just keeps you in the dark, not the universe.
If by that you mean that I dislike celebrity magazines, prefer food to anorexia, refuse to watch TV shows about models, and hate the color pink, then yes. I am proud to be not really a girl.
Her underwear, her jeans, the comforter, my corduroys and my boxers between us, I thought. Five layers, and yet I felt it, the nervous warmth of touching â€“ a pale reflection of the fireworks of one mouth on another, but a reflection nonetheless. And in the almostness of the moment, I cared at leas
We're going to get gored to death by a feral fugging hog and your best strategy is to pretend it's a grizzly bear?
The light filtered throught the leaves and pine needles above as if through lace, the ground spotted in shadow.
Sexuality is important, but it's certainly not the most interesting or important thing happening to you right now. We live in a world that tells us that there are only two important things. One is the acquisition of goods and the other is either the acquisition or avoidance of sex, but it turns out
Hazel GRACE!â€ he shouted. â€œYou did not use your one dying Wish to go to Disney World with your parents.â€ â€œAlso Epcot Center,â€ I mumbled. â€œOh, my God,â€ Augustus said. â€œI canâ€™t believe I have a crush on a girl with such clichÃ© wishes.
I wasn't disappointed. My expectations had been met.
High School made me realize that the people who say they will never change, are always the ones who change the most.
Uh-uh, dude. I tried it your way with the dating and the girls and the kissing and the drama, and man, I didn't like it. Plus, my best friend is a walking cautionary tale of what happens to you when romantic relationships don't involve marriage. Like you always say, kafir, everything ends in breakup
Facts, even false ones, cannot be copyrighted.
I always wondered if there was a purpose to the universe, if there was a plan, if there was some sort of organizing factor, hopefully that I played a role in.
The Taft name has always meant men who are conservative, even stodgy, but always ethical. These investigations are a blow to the magic of the great family name.
Hi, Iâ€™m at the Speedway at Eighty-sixth and Ditch, and I need an ambulance. The great love of my life has a malfunctioning G-tube.
I'm in love with cities I've never been to and people I've never met.