All my life affection has been showered upon me, and every forward step I have made has been taken in spite of it.
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
Where equality is undisputed, so also is subordination.
The longer I live, the more convinced am I that this planet is used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.
Every man over forty is a scoundrel.