George Webber: By what name are you known, sir? Don: Donald. Don, to my friends and paying customers. George Webber: In that case, I'll have another double Don. Double Don, God, that's going to be difficult to say by the shank of the evening. Better make that one a singl
George Webber: If you were dancing with your wife, or girlfriend you knew in high school, and you said to her, Darling, they're playing our song, do you know what they'd be playing? Don: What? George Webber: Why Don't We Do It In The Road. Fuckin' hell kind of era is tha
Police Officer: Be careful sir, you shouldn't mix drugs and alcohol. George Webber: [laughs] You could have fooled me
George Webber: Doesn't he do anything except swim and jog on the beach? Hugh: Oh yes! He makes me happy. So I let him swim and jog on the beach
[the dog runs out of the room after Mrs. Kissel farts] Reverend: Whenever Mrs. Kissel breaks wind, we beat the dog
Samantha Taylor: [examining George's bee sting] That looks bad, have you taken anything for it? George Webber: Ah, yes, I took four of your birth control pills, I hope that's okay. Samantha Taylor: [kisses George on the cheek] Try an antihistimine. George Webber: I don't like those, they make me p
Telephone Operator: [on the telephone to Don in the lounge] Mr. Webber, please. Don: [aside to George] Are you in? George Webber: No, no. Don: [on the phone to the operator] Listen, kid, until otherwise instructed, Mr. Webber will be incomunnicado. Telephone Operator: Don, where is that? Don: Abou
George Webber: I was in the Royal Air Force as a matter of fact. Bill Collins: I thought you had to be English to be in that. George Webber: You do. Bill Collins: You an English fella, huh? George Webber: Mm-hmm. Bill Collins: [after long reflection] That's all r
If a due participation of office is a matter of right, how are vacancies to be obtained? Those by death are few; by resignation, none.
I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just; that his justice cannot sleep forever.
The love of justice and the love of country plead equally the cause of these people, and it is a moral reproach to us that they should have pleaded it so long in vain.
I am myself an empiric in natural philosophy, suffering my faith to go no further than my facts. I am pleased, however, to see the efforts of hypothetical speculation, because by the collisions of different hypotheses, truth may be elicited and science advanced in the end.
...let us save what remains; not by vaults and locks which fence them from the public eye and use in consigning them to the waste of time, but by such a multiplication of copies, as shall place them beyond the reach of accident.
Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude.
The several states composing the United States of America are not united on the principle of unlimited submission to their general government
The Christian god can easily be pictured as virtually the same god as the many ancient gods of past civilizations. The Christian god is a three headed monster cruel vengeful and capricious. If one wishes to know more of this raging three headed beast like god one only needs to look at the caliber of
Politics is such a torment that I advise everyone I love not to mix with it.
Dependence begets subservience and venality, suffocates the germ of virtue, and prepares fit tools for the designs of ambition.
Nature [has] implanted in our breasts a love of others, a sense of duty to them, a moral instinct, in short, which prompts us irresistibly to feel and to succor their distresses.
The power of making war often prevents it, and in our case would give efficacy to our desire of peace.
I think myself that we have more machinery of government than is necessary, too many parasites living on the labor of the industrious. Government big enough to supply everything you need is big enough to take everything you have ... The course of history shows that as a government grows, liberty dec
Never buy what you do not want, because it is cheap; it will be dear to you.
I think we have more machinery of government than is necessary, too many parasites living on the labor of the industrious.
The Bible is the cornerstone of liberty ... students perusal of the sacred volume will make us better citizens.
A community of small farmers... land property owners, will be the only assurance that the freedom our republic offers will be guaranteed to each and every citizen.
Private enterprise manages so much better all the concerns to which it is equal.
Your sect [the Jews] by its sufferings has furnished a remarkable proof of the universal point of religious insolence, inherent in every sect, disclaimed by all while feeble and practised by all when in power. Our laws have applied the only antidote to this vice, protecting our religions, as they do
My principles, and those always received by the republicans, do not admit to removing any person from office merely for a difference of political opinion. Malversations in office, and the exerting of official influence to control the freedom of election are good causes for removal.