[Jenna has invited the most popular girls in school to her 13th birthday party] Young Matt: I can't believe you invited those clones. Young Jenna Rink: They're my friends. Young Matt: The Six Chicks are not your friends, okay? Young Jenna Rink: Almost. And someday I'm gonna BE a Sixth Chick. Young
Young Tom-Tom: Majority rules, Beaver. Young Matt: Narrow, man. Narrow, hopeless people. Young Tom-Tom: Freak. Young Matt: Rob
Yearbook Photographer: Swing around this way just a little bit, Gina. Come on, right there. That's good. Young Jenna Rink: It's Jenna. Yearbook Photographer: Look over here, Gina. Right here. Young Jenna Rink: IT'S JENNA! [Photographer takes photo and it comes out all wr
Matt: It doesn't matter what Lucy said. I stopped trusting her after she stole my poprocks in the third grade.
Jenna: Matty! It's Thriller!
Jenna: You are rude, and mean, and sloppy, and frizzy - and I don't like you at all.
Jenna: Matt, stop being so nice to me. I don't deserve it. Do you know what kind of person I am now, I mean - do you know who I am right now? I don't have any real friends. I did something bad with a married guy. I don't talk to my mom and dad. I'm not a nice person. And the thing is - I'm not 13
Matt: [confused look] You're not Chinese.
Jenna: Hey! You got arm hair! Matt: Never got quite that reaction before
Jenna: [to Trish Sackett] You know what? You are rude, and mean, and sloppy, and frizzy! And I don't like you at all!
Jenna: What happened? Matt: I don't know. I can pretty much peg it to your 13th birthday party, when you were in the closet playing that game. Spin the Rapist? Jenna: Seven Minutes in Heave
[last lines] [spoiler] Jenna: A Razzle, Mr. Flamhaff? Matt: Thank you, Mrs. Flamha
Becky: I like your dress. Jenna: That's because I have these incredible boobs to fill it out
Jenna: [panicking] I want a fluffy pillow!
Jenna: Thirty, flirty and thriving.
Richard: Who's your daddy? Jenna: Wayne Rink
[first lines] Boy: Move it, dorkus
Jenna: Wait, listen to me. I'm 13! Lucy: Jenna, if you're gonna start lying about your age, I'd go with 27
Jenna: [to Lucy at the party] Everybody Wang Chung tonight.
Richard: Jenna, my balls - Excuse my French - are in an iron vice. Corporates are twisting and squeezing like a bunch of dominatrixes on steroids, and now Lucy is presenting her own re-design without you. Could you tell me what is going on? Jenna: What is going on is that you are going to have mor
Jenna: Can you tell I'm wearing underwear? 'Cause I totally am.
Lucy: Can you get in the car? Jenna: I can't get in the car, I don't get in the car with strangers. Lucy: Please get in the car, we're gonna be late. Jenna: I can't get in the car, I don't know you. Lucy: Just get in the car. Jenna: I don't get in the car with strangers! Lucy: You're being a littl
Pete Hansen: What's wrong, Pookie? Jenna: Pookie? Uh... *Pukie!* You're married
Jenna: Are you really my best friend? Lucy: [disbelief] You're pregnant. Jenna: [horrified] Oh God, n
Young Jenna Rink: I don't want to be beautiful in my own way. I want to look like these people. Beverly Rink: Oh those aren't people honey, those are models
Beverly Rink: Well, Jenna, I know I made a lot of mistakes, but I don't regret making any of them. Jenna: How come? Beverly Rink: Because if I hadn't have made them, I wouldn't have learned how to make things righ
Matt: Jenna, what are you... Why are you here? Jenna: Matty, I told you - something really weird is happening. Yesterday was my 13th birthday and then, and then today I woke up and I'm this, and you, I mean - you're that! You get it? Matt: [long pause] Are you high? You been smoking pot? Doing X?
[Dragging Matt to the dance floor] Jenna: Oh for the love of Pete! You taught it to me
Lucy: [regarding security breaches at the company] Jenna fired Charlotte yesterday. Richard: Did you? Good. I guarantee she had friends at Sparkle. She was always taking notes. Lucy: She was a secretary. Richard: Yeah, whatev
Lucy: OK, you can wipe the doe-eyed-Bambi-watching-her-mother-get-shot-and-strapped-to-the-back-of-a-van look from your face.