[first lines] Vince Ferro: [leaving the house] Mom? Leanne Ferro: I'm here. Clara Ferro: [running out of the house] Mom! You forgot it. Are you sure this is the right thing? It feels like we barely even thought about it. Leanne Ferro: Yeah, we did. Vince Ferro: We don't have any other option, Clar
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? Robin Will
People say that I'm a tree hugger, but I do a lot more than hug trees. I like having my drinking water without faecal matter, that's really nice. Or acceptable levels of strychnine. I'm an air breather, I've gotten used to that over the years.
Compassionate conservative. I don't know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, 'Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.'
Sometimes you have to make a movie to make money.
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
The idea of having a steady job is appealing. Robin Will
With mountain biking, it's always that constant thing, negotiating singletrack, which I like, but for a road ride that rhythm is really Buddhist. When you get a good pedal stoke, it's that thing of everything works.
When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?' Robin Will
You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks. Robin Will
What's my credibility? Why are they looking to me for advice? Isn't there someone more qualified?
There's a time for daring and there's a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.
I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around like that?"
Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time...
Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. Robin William
Seize the day. Because, believe it or not, each and every one of us in this room is one day going to stop breathing, turn cold, and die.
If Heaven exists, to know that there's laughter, that would be a great thing.
I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance. Robin Will
Women are incredibly intuitive. If anybody on the planet is going to evolve to the next level, that telekinetic thing, women will.
Comedy pays the bills if I can't find a film.