Quotes by John Green

John Green

She has great breasts," the Colonel said without looking up from the whale. "DO NOT OBJECTIFY WOMEN'S BODIES!" Alaska shouted. Now he looked up. "Sorry. Perky breasts." "That's not any better!

John Green
Remember that time in the minivan, twenty minutes ago, when we didn't die?
John Green

This was what I liked most about my friends: just sitting around & telling stories.

John Green
Ya gotta live somewhere, but also you GET to live somewhere.
John Green

Ma'am," Augustus said, nodding toward her, "Your daughter's car has just been deservingly egged by a blind man. Please close the door and go back inside or we'll be forced to call the police.

John Green
Love is the most common miracle.
John Green

For the longest time, it felt kind of like my chest was cracking open, but not precisely in an unpleasant way.

John Green
They couldn't bear the idea of death being a big black nothing.
John Green

Whether you're studying electrical engineering or poetry, college is not about maximizing income, it's about becoming a better and more informed observer of the universe. And for me, at least, that what's leads to a more fulfilling life.

John Green
How can you read and talk at the same time?†I asked. “Well, I usually can’t, but neither the book nor the conversation is particularly intellectually challenging.