George Webber: If you were dancing with your wife, or girlfriend you knew in high school, and you said to her, Darling, they're playing our song, do you know what they'd be playing? Don: What? George Webber: Why Don't We Do It In The Road. Fuckin' hell kind of era is tha
George Webber: I was in the Royal Air Force as a matter of fact. Bill Collins: I thought you had to be English to be in that. George Webber: You do. Bill Collins: You an English fella, huh? George Webber: Mm-hmm. Bill Collins: [after long reflection] That's all r
Police Officer: Be careful sir, you shouldn't mix drugs and alcohol. George Webber: [laughs] You could have fooled me
Samantha Taylor: [examining George's bee sting] That looks bad, have you taken anything for it? George Webber: Ah, yes, I took four of your birth control pills, I hope that's okay. Samantha Taylor: [kisses George on the cheek] Try an antihistimine. George Webber: I don't like those, they make me p
George Webber: By what name are you known, sir? Don: Donald. Don, to my friends and paying customers. George Webber: In that case, I'll have another double Don. Double Don, God, that's going to be difficult to say by the shank of the evening. Better make that one a singl
Telephone Operator: [on the telephone to Don in the lounge] Mr. Webber, please. Don: [aside to George] Are you in? George Webber: No, no. Don: [on the phone to the operator] Listen, kid, until otherwise instructed, Mr. Webber will be incomunnicado. Telephone Operator: Don, where is that? Don: Abou
[the dog runs out of the room after Mrs. Kissel farts] Reverend: Whenever Mrs. Kissel breaks wind, we beat the dog
George Webber: Doesn't he do anything except swim and jog on the beach? Hugh: Oh yes! He makes me happy. So I let him swim and jog on the beach
Just as a candle cannot burn without fire, men cannot live without a spiritual life. Buddh
Of those beings who live in ignorance, shut up and confined, as it were, in an egg, I have first broken the eggshell of ignorance and alone in the universe obtained the most exalted, universal Buddhahood.
I am not the first Buddha who came upon Earth, nor shall I be the last. In due time, another Buddha will arise in the world - a Holy One, a supremely enlightened One, endowed with wisdom in conduct, auspicious, knowing the universe, an incomparable leader of men, a master of angels and mortals.
Chaos is inherent in all compounded things. Strive on with diligence. Buddh
Let my skin and sinews and bones dry up, together with all the flesh and blood of my body! I welcome it! But I will not move from this spot until I have attained the supreme and final wisdom.
It is better to travel well than to arrive.
Work out your own salvation. Do not depend on others. Bu
Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. Bu
Better than worshiping gods is obedience to the laws of righteousness. Bu
Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. Bu
The mind is everything. What you think you become. Bu
What we think, we become.
A jug fills drop by drop. Buddh
Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. Bu
You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger.
With fools, there is no companionship. Rather than to live with men who are selfish, vain, quarrelsome, and obstinate, let a man walk alone.
To keep the body in good health is a duty... otherwise we shall not be able to keep our mind strong and clear.
The mind is everything. What you think you become.
Better than a thousand hollow words, is one word that brings peace.
The only real failure in life is not to be true to the best one knows. Buddh