Top 10 Quotes by 100 Girls

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Matthew: In the morning she was gone. I had to find her.

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Matthew: It must have been the cloak of darkness concealing my usual romantic retardation, because that night, I was smart. I was funny. I was invincible.
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Rod: Man, take it easy, and if she's easy, take her twice.

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Rod: You're pathetic man. I mean you lose your virginity and you don't even get the girls name. Matthew: [pointing at the weight dangling between Rod's legs] What the hell is that? Rod: It's penile power man. I got it out of an ad in a magazine. I mean, it's going to help me increase my length and girth, all just by hanging weights from my cock, man. Check it out man. I'm up to five pound
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[last lines] Patty: Oh, sweet leaping Jesus

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Rod: You know, all you gotta do is find the matching bra to those panties and bam! Mystery solved! Matthew: That's not a half bad idea. Rod: Yea
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Matthew: Isn't American cheese appropriately named? You know, it's fake and processed, just like America.

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Matthew: I think the only 'ists' there should be are humanists.
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Matthew: [upon seeing Crick knocking on Patty's door, and shouting her name] You are not going to bother her again! Crick: You, go to hell! Matthew: I am turning you in. Crick: What for? Matthew: [voice over] I fought through the shame to bring out the truth. [to Crick] Matthew: I'm going to the police. You sexually assaulted me. [Crick gave a sign of disbelief, so Matthew showed him the tongue he bit off him days before] Crick: You'll never gonna p

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[Matt has discovered that he can speak coherently to Cynthia when he's dressed up as Francesca] Matthew: It's just easier to talk to Cynthia as a girl than as a guy. There's just nothing at stake. Wendy: How do you mean? Matthew: When you're a guy talking to a girl like Cynthia, you're going for all the marbles. I mean, she's the Super Bowl of women! And you know that if you screw up, and she rejects you, then every other girl after Cynthia is gonna seem like a compromise. And you just know that you weren't good enough to get a girl like her. That's why I don't talk to girls in her league. I just don't want to know that I've crashed and burned, and won't ever get the opportunity to put her Super Bowl ring around my eleventh fing