Top 10 Quotes by 100 Girls

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Matthew: [Looking at Cynthia] How can a guy have a real conversation with a girl like this when we're made so helpless? In the animal kingdom, when two members of a pack stare at each other, it is a test of dominance. The first one to look away is considered the weaker. When this happens between a man and a woman, the cards are stacked against a man. 'Cause, let's face it, every time a guy meets a girl, he wants to check out her breasts. A man must summon all of his will not to look down at those golden orbs, whose wonderous tips are upturned, aimed right at his eyes. [after staring at each other for a long time, Matt finally gives in and looks down at Cynthia's breasts] Matthew: Once a man loses his test of nerves, a woman knows she has a great secret power over him, and she can get him do anything she wants. Like a sexual sorceress, Cynthia had several men under her spel

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Rod: What are you? A Wyllie E. Coyote super genius or something? Matthew: Yeah. Something like that. Rod: Wait, the Coyote never caught the Roadrunne
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[first lines] Matthew: One hundred girls. And one of them is my true love, my forever soul mate, the Betty to my Barney, my kismetic destiny. The problem is I don't know who she is

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[Matt has discovered that he can speak coherently to Cynthia when he's dressed up as Francesca] Matthew: It's just easier to talk to Cynthia as a girl than as a guy. There's just nothing at stake. Wendy: How do you mean? Matthew: When you're a guy talking to a girl like Cynthia, you're going for all the marbles. I mean, she's the Super Bowl of women! And you know that if you screw up, and she rejects you, then every other girl after Cynthia is gonna seem like a compromise. And you just know that you weren't good enough to get a girl like her. That's why I don't talk to girls in her league. I just don't want to know that I've crashed and burned, and won't ever get the opportunity to put her Super Bowl ring around my eleventh fing
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Rod: Oh, yeah, nice from a far, but far from nice.

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Rod: You're pathetic man. I mean you lose your virginity and you don't even get the girls name. Matthew: [pointing at the weight dangling between Rod's legs] What the hell is that? Rod: It's penile power man. I got it out of an ad in a magazine. I mean, it's going to help me increase my length and girth, all just by hanging weights from my cock, man. Check it out man. I'm up to five pound
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Cynthia: [Matthew is plunging Cynthia's toilet] When you're done, I just need some help moving some furniture. [Matthew replies in Gibberish

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Rod: But check it out, this penile power thing, it's going to help me you know, increase my libido, help me maintain a full, firm erection and it's gonna help me control my ejaculation baby, so I'm going to be going all night long.
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Matthew: [upon seeing Crick knocking on Patty's door, and shouting her name] You are not going to bother her again! Crick: You, go to hell! Matthew: I am turning you in. Crick: What for? Matthew: [voice over] I fought through the shame to bring out the truth. [to Crick] Matthew: I'm going to the police. You sexually assaulted me. [Crick gave a sign of disbelief, so Matthew showed him the tongue he bit off him days before] Crick: You'll never gonna p

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Rod: You know, all you gotta do is find the matching bra to those panties and bam! Mystery solved! Matthew: That's not a half bad idea. Rod: Yea