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[last lines] Patty: Oh, sweet leaping Jesus

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Matthew: In the morning she was gone. I had to find her.
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Rod: But check it out, this penile power thing, it's going to help me you know, increase my libido, help me maintain a full, firm erection and it's gonna help me control my ejaculation baby, so I'm going to be going all night long.

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Cynthia: You're Matt. The maintenance guy, right? [Matthew responds in Gibberish] Cynthia: I need some help in my roo
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Rod: You know, all you gotta do is find the matching bra to those panties and bam! Mystery solved! Matthew: That's not a half bad idea. Rod: Yea

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[Matt tries to distract Crick away from Patty] Matthew: You know something, Crick. I was wondering. Do the bad guys of the world really know they're being bad? Or do the bad guys actually just think they're being good guys, when, in fact, they're just acting like sphincters? Crick: I don't know. You tell me, "smart guy!" Matthew: So you really think you're a good guy? Crick: Yeah, I know I am! See, you're the one who's trying to steal my chick! I'm the cool one! Matthew: Cool? Oh, that's another thing that just bothers me. I was just reading that one in six people in the world think they're cool. What is that? Like, a BILLION people are cool? That just can't possibly be right! If everybody's cool, then really, nobody is cool. Crick: You don't know what you're talking about, guy! Matthew: Look at you! I mean, the modern day media, the magazines, the TV. They show us what coolness is, so that you ponytail pretenders can go out there and buy coolness, thus fooling the weak-minded and unsus
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Matthew: Isn't American cheese appropriately named? You know, it's fake and processed, just like America.

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Rod: [to Matthew] Do you have any suspects yet?
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Rod: You're never gonna get in that virgin vault man. They don't let boys on the girl's side.

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Rod: You're pathetic man. I mean you lose your virginity and you don't even get the girls name. Matthew: [pointing at the weight dangling between Rod's legs] What the hell is that? Rod: It's penile power man. I got it out of an ad in a magazine. I mean, it's going to help me increase my length and girth, all just by hanging weights from my cock, man. Check it out man. I'm up to five pound