Top 10 Quotes by 101 Dalmatians

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Cruella De Vil: You... BEASTS! But I'm not beaten yet. You've won the battle, but I'm about to win the wardrobe. My spotty puppy coat is in plain sight and leaving tracks. In a moment I'll have what I came for, while all of you will end up as sausage meat, alone on some sad, plastic plate. Dead and meaty and red. No friends, no family, no pulse. Just slapped between two buns, smothered in onions, with fries on the side. Cruella De Vil has the last laugh!

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Jasper: [as they meet up to discuss their plan for Cruella's coat] Ah, ma'am, what a beautiful day it is out there! Sun shining, blue skies, the laughter of schoolchildren riding on the gentle breeze. Cruella De Vil: Get on with it, you imbecile
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Frederick: I thought we liked stripes this year. Cruella De Vil: What kind of sycophant are you? Frederick: Uh, what kind of sycophant would you like me to b

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Cruella De Vil: [to a racoon who has just stolen her hat and is wearing it] Darling, red isn't your color. Give me the hat. Give me the hat, or you will become a hat. GIVE IT TO ME!
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Woman On Park Bench #1: [Pongo runs hard enough to break his leash from Roger's bike, causing it to continue rolling downhill until hitting the bench; he is flung off and over it, into the pond] I don't think he wanted to do that.

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Jasper: Now, there are two things you must not do with Skinner. One, do not look at the horrendous scar on his neck. Two, don't talk to him. Understand? Not a word. Horace: Right. [Skinner answers the door and looks at Horace] Horace: Ahh! Look at the size of that scar! No bl - oody wonder you can't talk, mate! Skinner: [Wheezing] Jasper: [to Skinner] Excuse me just a minute, would you? [closes the door and punches Horace] Horace: [Horace fall
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Cruella De Vil: Congratulations. You've just won gold, silver, and bronze in the Morons Olympics! Horace: [mouthing hesitantly, then speaking out loud] Who won the gold? Cruella De Vil: [screaming] Shut up! My business, my reputation, my life, has been ruined because you three incompetent twits let yourselves be outsmarted by a bunch of dumb animals! And you call yourselves men? Huh? I've seen more intelligent pieces of carpet! [suddenly, they notice, too late, a skunk that promptly sprays them all; they all start screaming their heads off and pound against the police van wal

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[Cruella has spotted the dogs running away across a field] Cruella De Vil: Bingo! [sarcastically] Cruella De Vil: Poor little things. I'm gonna cut you off, then cut you up! [sinister chuc
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Jasper: [Trying to start the van] You just had to let those puppies get away, didn't you? Never paying attention. Horace: Well, where was you? Jasper: Where was? I was not splashing about in the pond. You've infuriated the old bag, and if we don't get those puppies back it is quite literally our heads! Oh, come on! Right, you better get out and check the tailpipe. We've got a condensation problem. Horace: [threateningly] One of these days I'm gonna be full up of you! Horace: [Gets out] Jasper: [Makes a face at him; Horace walks around to the back of the van, squats down and peers into the exhaust pipe, while Jasper desperately tries again to start the engine] Oh, do come on! [Taps the gas pedal. The exhaust pipe explodes sending a clogged pear and a lot of exhaust into Horace's face] Jasper: There,

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Cruella De Vil: [scary whisper] Oh, yes! I love the smell of near extinction!