Prof. Edgar Solomon: A bear taking a dump asked a rabbit, "Does shit stick to your fur as a habit?" "Of course not," said the hare, "It's really quite rare," so the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit. There once was a lady named Dot who lived off of pig shit and snot. When she ran out of these, sh
Every beggar shall be arrested. But to arrest a beggar merely in order to put him in jail would be barbarous and absurd. He should be arrested for the sole purpose of teaching him how to earn a living by his work.
I cannot believe there is a god who punishes and rewards, for I see honest folk unlucky, and rogues unlucky.
There is only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous. Napoleon Bonap
There is no class of people so hard to manage in a state, as those whose intentions are honest, but whose consciences are bewitched.
Let her sleep, for when she wakes, she will shake the world.
There is no such thing as accident; it is fate misnamed.
In war as in love, to bring matters to a close, you must get close together.
He who fears being conquered is sure of defeat.
When firmness is sufficient, rashness is unnecessary.
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. Napoleon Bonapart
A general must be a charlatan.
Men are never attached to you by favours.
My business is to succeed, and Iâ€™m good at it. I create my Iliad by my actions, create it day by day.
Clearly, the pleasures wines afford are transitory - but so are those of the ballet, or of a musical performance. Wine is inspiring and adds greatly to the joy of living.
If you build an army of 100 lions and their leader is a dog, in any fight, the lions will die like a dog. But if you build an army of 100 dogs and their leader is a lion, all dogs will fight as a lion
I may have had many projects, but I never was free to carry out any of them.
All generals, officers, and soldiers who capitulate in battle to save their own lives should be decimated.
You think you are too intelligent to believe in God. I am not like you.
Keep a good table and attend to the ladies.
Patriotism is a word which represents a noble idea.