Top 10 Quotes by Al Franken

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The Fourth Amendment doesn't apply to corporations.

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There's been a lot of back and forth between the two of us and this is just a good way to clear the air,
Al Franken

Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other. Al Fra

Al Franken
I got interested in politics during the civil rights movement and then Vietnam. Al Fra
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don't think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you're funny.

Al Franken
I'm a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I'm invited to all the inaugural balls.
Al Franken

A brief digression on whether that suspicious-looking mole is actually cancer. ... Take this simple test called the ABC test. 'A' is for age. What is your age? Is it over thirteen? If so, it's cancer. That's how the ABC test works.

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The crash of 2008 was driven in no small part by unfair practices in the mortgage industry, which led to many consumers becoming trapped in loans they didn't understand and couldn't afford.
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It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world. Al Fra

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Terrorism, to me, is the use of terror for political purpose, and terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.