Top 10 Quotes by Al Franken

Al Franken

The irony upon irony of this lawsuit was great. First, Fox having the trademark 'fair and balanced' -- a network which is anything but fair and balanced. Then there's the irony of a news organization trying to suppress free speech.

Al Franken
Gary Bauer is a very good - he's a good friend of mine.
Al Franken

Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.

Al Franken
Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn't mean that you can't do something else and also make it sell.
Al Franken

Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.

Al Franken
My spiritual life is... sometimes I have access to it and sometimes I don't. When I do have access to it, it's usually a sense of my understanding what the best course of action or the best thing for me to do. By best, I mean when I have a real sense of doing the right thing and doing good for people and the connected universe of everybody.
Al Franken

Anybody who deliberately propagandizes with lies should be held up to scorn and ridicule.

Al Franken
Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
Al Franken

Call-time has renewed my faith in the need for public financing of elections. 'Call-time' is where I as the candidate, sit in a room with my 'call-time manager,' and a phone. Then I call people and ask them for money. For hours. Apparently, I'm really good at it.

Al Franken
Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.