Divorce has become so easy nowadays that women have stopped crying at weddings.
Diets show to what great lengths women will go so as not to go to great widths.
The honeymoon is the only period when a woman isn't trying to reform her husband.
A compromise is a settlement by which each side gets what neither side wanted.
[A mathematician is a] scientist who can figure out anything except such simple things as squaring the circle and trisecting an angle.