Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery. Jack Paa
The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing.
I'm not saying these flying discs don't really exist, but nobody living in Kansas City has seen them and that's a dry state.
I'm complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it's shredded.
As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle.