Top 10 Quotes by Jack Paar

Jack Paar

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery. Jack Paa

Jack Paar
Then there was the time in Hollywood when I sat down in a breakaway chair and it collapsed on me. I was nearly knocked out and might have been even more seriously hurt but my fall was broken by the smog.
Jack Paar

The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing.

Jack Paar
Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.
Jack Paar

I'm not saying these flying discs don't really exist, but nobody living in Kansas City has seen them and that's a dry state.

Jack Paar
Doing the show was like painting the George Washington Bridge. As soon as you finished one end, you started right in on the other.
Jack Paar

I'm complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it's shredded.

Jack Paar
I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.
Jack Paar

As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle.

Jack Paar
We were ensconced as guests of the exclusive Beverly Hilton Hotel, an edifice so swank that the fire ax in the hall outside our suite said: "In case of fire-break crystal."