Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery. Jack
Doing the show was like painting the George Washington Bridge. As soon as you finished one end, you started right in on the other.
Looking back, my life seems like one long obstacle race, with me as the chief obstacle.
She should get a divorce and settle down.
Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask into your living room. I kid you not!