While my mind is flexible, these brittle bones don't bend.
It's a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.
We're wanted men, we'll strike again, but first let's have a beer.
We made it nearly 20 centuries, a bunch of monkeys with PH Ds.
If I couldn't laugh, I just would go insane. If we couldn't laugh, we just would go insane. If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.
To describe my scarce leisure time in today's terms, I always default to reading. Jimmy Buffet
These old ballparks are like cathedrals in America. We don't have big old Gothic cathedrals like they do in Europe. But we got baseball parks.
I'm a big follower and reactor to weather.
If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.
There's no 'dumb-ass' vaccine.
This morning I shot six holes in my freezer. I think I've got cabin fever.
Don't try to describe the ocean if you've never seen it.
find yourself a lover who will glue you to the floor
Under the heavens and under the sea there's a friend I don't know, who holds the right key.
Fun is about as good a habit as there is.
Moderation is the key so I work certain amout of time and then I take a certain amount of time off.
Any attempts at autobiography before the age of eighty seem pretty self-involved to me. There are a lot of smart middle aged people but not many wise ones.
We had been talking to the Cubs for a long time about doing this,
Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been.
It is an eternal truth in the political as well as the mystical body, that where one member suffers, all the members suffer with it
It takes just as little time to see the positive side of life as it does the negative side.
Pack your bags, we're going on a guilt trip!
It's a jungle out there kiddies. Have a very fruitful day.
Mother Mother Ocean, I have heard your call.
If we couldn't laugh, we would all going to go insane.
Why don't we get drunk and screw?
Yeah. I wouldn't do it if it wasn't fun... We're showing people how, in a pretty crazy and whacked-out, dangerous world, you can still have fun.
I'm growing older, but not up.
I sell escapism.
We are the people our parents warned us about.