Top 10 Quotes by Kevin Pollak

Kevin Pollak

If you're not creating, you're waiting.

Kevin Pollak
And Barry Levinson is insanely funny. I don't know if you know this, not everyone does, but he and Craig T. Nelson were a comedy team back in the coffeehouse days of the late '60s.
Kevin Pollak

How do you stand out? Just find your point-of-view.

Kevin Pollak
The law against sodomy is trying to stop homosexual men from enjoying themselves. That's what the law is all about. But this is stupid. What do you do according to the law? You find two men enjoying themselves sexually. You arrest them and throw them in... prison? That outta do it.
Kevin Pollak

If we do have any iPhone users out there, I have incredibly great news for you. I've developed after about six months and finally perfected and it'll be out on the market soon, an app that you'll all want. It allows you to make a phone call.

Kevin Pollak
I think it's important that your first film be your worst film, that one's life trajectory should go up.
Kevin Pollak

No one smokes because they like the way it tastes. If we did, they'd make cigarette-flavored cookies, candy, ice cream. What is this? Marlboro fudge with nuts? Give me a scoop of that, willya? She's gonna have the Menthol Swirl with the Camel chip.

Kevin Pollak
I've loved the Internet space in terms of creative content control and ownership, the things I haven't had since I started as a stand-up comedian.
Kevin Pollak

I am completely and utterly hooked to all the great shows on A&E and Court TV that are about small town murder.

Kevin Pollak
Peter (Hyams) -- and these are his words, it sounds a little self-serving, sharing them from me -- his suggestion was that Gabriel and I could lend a credibility, acting-wise, to an otherwise big, sloppy studio action film.