Top 10 Quotes by Robert Orben

Robert Orben

Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.

Robert Orben
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
Robert Orben

I love to watch those old movies on late-night television, particularly when a couple get up from a champagne dinner in a posh restaurant and the hero hands the waiter $3. But the best part is when he says, "Keep the change."

Robert Orben
If somebody accuses you in a story of being a crook, you can demand that they prove it. But if a comic says it and you protest, people say, 'What's the matter, you can't take a joke?
Robert Orben

I'd like to say a few words about one of the most popular concepts in the modern education--show and tell. Show and Tell is a device created by grammar schools to communicate family secrets to 32 other families before 9:15 am in the morning.

Robert Orben
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
Robert Orben

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people. Robert O

Robert Orben
I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year's Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left.
Robert Orben

I'm beginning to wonder about my broker. Yesterday I told him to buy a hundred shares of A.T.&T. He said, 'Would you spell that?'

Robert Orben
There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.