Top 10 Quotes by Robert Orben

Robert Orben

A compliment is verbal sunshine

Robert Orben
Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.
Robert Orben

I love to watch those old movies on late-night television, particularly when a couple get up from a champagne dinner in a posh restaurant and the hero hands the waiter $3. But the best part is when he says, "Keep the change."

Robert Orben
I feel that if God had really wanted us to have enough oil, he would never have given us a Department of Energy.
Robert Orben

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. Robert Orbe

Robert Orben
Live your life so that if someone says 'Be yourself' it's good advice.
Robert Orben

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.

Robert Orben
I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it - after all, they've already given us tasteless bread.
Robert Orben

I don't see why religion and science can't cooperate. What's wrong with using a computer to count our blessings?

Robert Orben
Do you realize what would happen if Moses were alive today? He'd go up to Mount Sinai, come back with the Ten Commandments, and spend the next eight years trying to get published.