Top 10 Quotes by Robert Orben

Robert Orben

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Robert Orben
With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!
Robert Orben

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

Robert Orben
They say kids today don't know the value of a dollar. They certainly do know the value of a dollar. That's why they ask for five.
Robert Orben

Humor is a marvelous communications tool, as Reagan has demonstrated so well. He has weathered many a storm that others might not have. With Reagan, people just say, 'There he goes again.' A sense of humor allows a president to back off a little from the tensions of the moment and take a calmer view of things.

Robert Orben
Sociologists say that going to the movies is a bonding experience. It probably has to do with the way you feet stick to the floor.
Robert Orben

The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it.

Robert Orben
I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there's never one around.
Robert Orben

The Playboy Calendar this year has some tiptop models. Any more top and they'd tip.

Robert Orben
Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years. Robert O