Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children.
You can't start at the top.
Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.
I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom? Sam Leve
We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
You don't have to be in "Who's Who" to know what's what.
When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?
The reason God made man before woman was that he didn't want any suggestions.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. Sam Levenso
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.
I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?
Learn from other people's mistakes. Life is too short to make them all yourself.
The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent. Sam Leve
Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going. Sam Levenso
It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'
More and more Congressmen now stay in Washington all year-round because they can't stay at home under the laws they've passed.
Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.
Life begins at forty, but so does arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person.
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
It's not the sugar that makes the tea sweet, but the stirring.
The chaplain of the Senate does not pray for the Senate. He watches the Senate and prays for the country.
Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself. Sam Levenso
Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.
Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
A woman's place is in the home. Why should she go out and take away a workingman's pay instead of staying home and stealing out of his jacket like a good wife.