The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV.
There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892.
Life begins at forty, but so does arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person.
The Puritans came to America to worship in their way and to force everybody else to do the same thing.
The high IQ has become the American equivalent of the Legion of Honor, positive proof of a child's intellectual aristocracy.... It has become more important to be a smart kid than a good kid or even a healthy kid.