I think I can say, and say with pride, that we have some legislatures that bring higher prices than any in the world.
They say that you can't live by bread alone, but I can live on compliments.
I could be an idiot, or I can serve in Congress, but I repeat myself.
Hotels are the only proper places for lecturers. When I am ill-natured I so enjoy the freedom of a hotel where I can ring up a domestic and give him a quarter and then break furniture over him.
It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.