The first requisite for a good cup of coffee in the morning is to get your wife out of bed.
A dictator's chief problem is keeping the stomachs of his subjects full while keeping their heads empty.
The best way to spoil a good story is by sticking to the facts.
Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry -- and the world laughs harder.
The tongue is the only muscle in the human body that never gets tired [talking].