The only place where you can find equality is in the cemetery.
Age brings wisdom to some men, and to others chess.
You can't judge the ability of a doctor by the amount of praise the undertakers give him.
Some people worry because they are in debt; others, because they can't even get in.
Under dictatorship, the people in prison are always superior to the people who put them there.
There's nothing as short as short-term debt.
Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches.
A husband may forget where he went on his honeymoon, but he never forgets why.
Common sense is usually lack of imagination, and imagination is usually lack of common sense.
Man is the control experiment of heredity and environment; and since his heredity controls him, he tries to control his environment.
There is a lot of difference between the man who is not able and his brother who is notable.
Next time a man tells you talk is cheap, ask him if he knows how much a session of Congress costs.
Somebody is always doing something that somebody else said couldn't be done.
You can tell a man's taste in literature by his judgment in knowing what not to read.
A corporation has all the powers and privileges of an individual: all it lacks is a conscience.
If it required some effort to go from today to tomorrow, some people would always remain in yesterday.
Consistency is a jewel, but too much jewelry is vulgar.
The reason why men who mind their own business succeed is that they have so little competition.
This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.
The modern dance is no dance in the first place, and when you've finally learned it, it's not modern any more.
Nowadays it's not who wears the pants in the family, but who carries the credit cards.
A dictator's chief problem is keeping the stomachs of his subjects full while keeping their heads empty.
If you want to know how little your dignity is worth, take it to the pawnbroker.
Children grow out of childhood, but parents never grow out of parenthood.
The survival of the fittest is going to make some man very lonesome some day.
The little boy who goes to the store and forgets what his mother sent him for, will probably grow up to be a congressman.
The disadvantage of becoming wise is that you realize how foolish you've been.
Good teachers cost a lot; but, poor teachers cost a lot more.
After paying for the wedding, about the only thing a father has left to give away is the bride.
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment. Evan Esa