Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.

-George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard Shaw

I find it easy to forgive the man who invented a devilish instrument like dynamite, but how can one ever forgive the diabolical mind that invented the Nobel Prize in Literature?

George Bernard Shaw
The natural term of the affection of the human animal for its offspring is six years. George Bernard
George Bernard Shaw

How you ought properly to spell 'fish' in English: 'goti' .

George Bernard Shaw
[Man] progresses in all things by making a fool of himself.
George Bernard Shaw

The longer I live, the more convinced am I that this planet is used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.

George Bernard Shaw
The fact is that the intrinsic worth of the book, play or whatever the author is trying to sell is the least, last factor in the the whole transaction.
George Bernard Shaw

Revelations: A curious record of the visions of a drug addict.

George Bernard Shaw
A veteran journalist has never had time to think twice before he writes. George Bernard
George Bernard Shaw

I find that socialism is often misunderstood by its least intelligent supporters and opponents to mean simply unrestrained indulgence of our natural propensity to heave bricks at respectable persons.

George Bernard Shaw
We know now that the soul is the body, and the body the soul. They tell us they are different because they want to persuade us that we can keep our souls if we let them make slaves of our bodies.