To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
In every animal that walks upright, the deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the neck; then the breast and arms; the lower parts continuing to the last as plump as ever; so that covering all above with a basket
He that sows thorns should never go barefoot. Benjamin Frankli
whatever you become be good at it
A place for everything, everything in its place.
Time Like a petal in the wind Flows softly by As old lives are taken New ones begin A continual chain Which lasts throughout eternity Every life but a minute in time But each of equal importance
When you get into a tight place and everything goes against you, till it seems as though you could not hold on a minute longer, never give up then, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.When you're down to nothing, God is up to something. The faithful see the invisible, believe
The poor have little; beggars, none; the rich, too much; enough, not one.
If you desire many things, many things will seem few.
It is ill-manners to silence a fool and cruelty to let him go on
To all apparent beauties blind, each blemish strikes an envious mind.
Neglect kills injuries, revenge increases them.
Philosophy as well as foppery often changes fashion.
It was said of him that he did not say much, but that when he did everyone stopped to listen.
Let every fart count as a peal of thunder for liberty. Let every fart remind the nation of how much it has let pass out of its control. It is a small gesture, but one that can be very effective - especially in a large crowd. So fart, and if you must, fart often. But always fart without apology. Fart
Little minds think and talk about people. Average minds think and talk about things and actions. Great minds think and talk about ideas.
Serving God is doing good to man, but praying is thought an easier service and therefore more generally chosen.
I scarce ever heard or saw the introductory words, "Without vanity I may say," etc., but some vain thing immediately followed.
Common sense without education, is better than education without common sense.
Love and toothache have many cures, but none infallible, except possession and dispossession.
Scarcely have I ever heard or read the introductory phrase, "I may say without vanity," but some striking and characteristic instance of vanity has immediately followed.
Thinking aloud is a habit which is responsible for most of mankind's misery.
When Knaves betray each other, one can scarce be blamed or the other pitied.
Grace thou thy house and let not that grace thee.
It is hard for an empty bag to stand upright.
Danger is sauce for prayers.
Plough deep while sluggards sleep.
Why does the blind man's wife paint herself.
Necessity knows no law; I know some attorneys of the same.
The good or ill hap of a good or ill life, is the good or ill choice of a good or ill wife.