England and America are two countries separated by the same language.

-George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard Shaw

If you would stick to the concrete, and put your discoveries in the form of entertaining anecdotes about your adventures with women, your conversation would be easier to follow.

George Bernard Shaw
People who are hard, grasping and always ready to take advantage of their neighbors become very rich.
George Bernard Shaw

Englishmen never will be slaves; they are free to do whatever the government and public opinion allow them.

George Bernard Shaw
Any man who is not a communist at the age of twenty is a fool. Any man who is still a communist at the age of thirty is an even bigger fool.
George Bernard Shaw

Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman, but believing what he read made him mad. George Bernard Sha

George Bernard Shaw
Life's no brief candle-it's a splendid torch!
George Bernard Shaw

When a heretic wishes to avoid martyrdom he speaks of "Orthodoxy, True and False" and demonstrates that the True is his heresy.

George Bernard Shaw
Christianity as a specific doctrine was slain with Jesus, suddenly and utterly. He was hardly cold in his grave, or high in his heaven (as you please), before the apostles dragged the tradition of him down to the level of the thing it has remained ever since.
George Bernard Shaw

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended. George Bernard Sha

George Bernard Shaw
Martyrdom is the only path to immortality that requires no talent whatsoever.