England and America are two countries separated by the same language.

-George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard Shaw

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller.

George Bernard Shaw
It's not that I'm so clever, it is that others are so stupid.
George Bernard Shaw

Those who do not know how to live must make a merit of dying.

George Bernard Shaw
A Native American elder once described his own inner struggles in this manner: Inside of me there are two dogs. One of the dogs is mean and evil. The other dog is good. The mean dog fights the good dog all the time. When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, The one I feed the most.
George Bernard Shaw

Life is not meant to be easy, my child; but take courage: it can be delightful.

George Bernard Shaw
It is more dangerous to be a great prophet or poet than to promote twenty companies for swindling simple folk out of their savings.
George Bernard Shaw

The most revolutionary invention of the Nineteenth Century was the artificial sterilization of marriage.

George Bernard Shaw
The sex relation is not a personal relation. It can be irresistibly desired and rapturously consummated between persons who could not endure one another for a day in any other relation.
George Bernard Shaw

A little learning is a dangerous thing, but we must take that risk because a little is as much as our biggest heads can hold.

George Bernard Shaw
Hypocrisy ... is only bad when it is improperly used.