Even on the greatest teams, there's always one role player.

-Keith Olbermann
Keith Olbermann

Reagan's dead, and he was a lousy President. Keith Olber

Keith Olbermann
What would you do, sir, if terrorists were killing 45,000 people every year in this country? Well, the current health care system, the insurance companies, and those who support them are doing just that....Because they die individually of disease and not disaster, [radio host] Neal Boortz and those who ape him in office and out, approve their deaths, all 45,000 of them - a year - in America. Remind me again, who are the terrorists?
Keith Olbermann

The format of the nightly newscasts is still very much 1981 "Tremble, onlookers! I am the anchorman and now here is a miracle: a report by satellite from many thousands of miles away. I will return to introduce another one in due course.

Keith Olbermann
Fox News is hated because they're elitists, and the worst winners television's ever seen.
Keith Olbermann

I'm a natural management guy. I had forgotten that. And I forgot how much I hate it.

Keith Olbermann
Homeland Security issues warnings of further terrorist attempts to use airplanes for suicide attacks. Number five. December 17, 2003. 9/11 Commission co-chair Thomas Keane says the attacks were preventable. The next day, a federal appeals court says the government cannot detain suspected radiation bomber Jose Padilla indefinitely without charges. And the chief U.S. weapons inspector in Iraq, Dr. David Kay, who has previously announced he has found no weapons of mass destruction there, announces he will resign his post. December 21, 2003. Four days later, the Sunday before Christmas:
Keith Olbermann

Fox News is worse than al Qaeda. It's as dangerous as the Ku Klux Klan.

Keith Olbermann
Unfortunately for Mr. McClellan, the evidence that Mr. Bush's chat with the soldiers was rehearsed and rehearsed within an inch of its life was all on tape.
Keith Olbermann

Just a threat of a boycott has got the Russians spinning.

Keith Olbermann
sorry recital of self-absorption.