I am not an American. I am the American.
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself. Mark Twai
In love, you pay as you leave.
It was on the 10th day of May - 1884 - that I confessed to age by mounting spectacles for the first time, and in the same hour I renewed my youth, to outward appearance, by mounting a bicycle for the first time. The spectacles stayed on.
When a humorist ventures upon the grave concerns of life he must do his job better than another man or he works harm to his cause.