He thinks about his teacher in his literary class, he's staring at her legs.

-Alice Cooper
Alice Cooper

We got on his label, and the Bizarre organization is just going up and up. So we have faith.

Alice Cooper
We just set it up and recorded it the way we played it. But that was the way we played it then.
Alice Cooper

Golf is the crack of sports. If you hit five good shots, you know you can hit six good shots. The next time you hit six good shots, you know you can hit seven.

Alice Cooper
I ain't got a job cause I ain't got a car, so I'm looking for a girl with a job and a car.
Alice Cooper

We play it differently now. If we did the album now it would be different.

Alice Cooper
When I moved to L. A. with this little wimpy garage band, the first people we met were the Doors. Then we met Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin. All of the people who died of excess were our big brothers and sisters. So I said to myself: How do you become a legend and enjoy it? The answer is to create a character as legendary as those guys and leave that character on the stage.
Alice Cooper

She didn't know that there was more of me, she'd have to learn to love all four of me.

Alice Cooper
It's a big flash of all these things and whatever you take out of that statement's one statement, one mind, one statement, one act, one show, and all the songs are one.
Alice Cooper

Yet I was Marilyn Manson - times 10.

Alice Cooper
Welcome to my nightmare. I think you're going to like it. There'll be some more when you come down.