I believe I have no prejudices whatsoever. All I need to know is that a man is a member of the human race. That's bad enough for me.

-Mark Twain
Mark Twain

A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds. Mark Twai

Mark Twain
A gifted person ought to learn English (barring spelling and pronouncing) in thirty hours, French in thirty days, and German in thirty years.
Mark Twain

Word it as softly as you please, the spirit of patriotism is the spirit of the dog and wolf. The moment there is a misunderstanding about a boundary line or a hamper of fish or some other squalid matter, see patriotism rise, and hear him split the universe with is war-whoop. The spirit of patriotism being in its nature jealous and selfish, is just in man's line, it comes natural to him - he can live up to all its requirements to the letter; but the spirit of Christianity is not in its entirety possible to him.

Mark Twain
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Mark Twain

Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.

Mark Twain
I'm merely running some errands. This is now off the record.
Mark Twain

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. Mark Twai

Mark Twain
The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become. Mark T
Mark Twain

The Impartial Friend: Death, the only immortal who treats us all alike, whose pity and whose peace and whose refuge are for all--the soiled and the pure, the rich and the poor, the loved and the unloved.

Mark Twain
The slowness of one section of the world about adopting the valuable ideas of another section of it is a curious thing and unaccountable.