I don't know if there are men on the moon, but if there are they must be using the earth as their lunatic asylum

-George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard Shaw

Hell is full of musical amateurs.

George Bernard Shaw
I am very subtle; but Man is deeper in his thought than I am. The woman knows that there is no such thing as nothing: the man knows that there is no such day as tomorrow. I do well to worship them.
George Bernard Shaw

The natural term of the affection of the human animal for its offspring is six years.

George Bernard Shaw
It's a pity youth is wasted on the young.
George Bernard Shaw

If there is anything I hate in a woman, it's want of character.

George Bernard Shaw
The conversion of a savage to Christianity is the conversion of Christianity to savagery.
George Bernard Shaw

Money is the most important thing in the world. It represents health, strength, honor, generosity, and beauty as conspicuously as the want of it represents illness, weakness, disgrace, meanness, and ugliness.

George Bernard Shaw
We are the only real aristocracy in the world: the aristocracy of money.
George Bernard Shaw

What right has any human being to talk of bringing up a child? You do not bring up a tree or a plant. It brings itself up. You have to give it a fair chance by tilling the soil.

George Bernard Shaw
Never forget that if you leave your law to judges and your religion to bishops, you will presently find yourself without either law or religion.