I never can think of Judas Iscariot without losing my temper. To my mind Judas Iscariot was nothing but a low, mean, premature, Congressman.

-Mark Twain
Mark Twain

Kings cannot ennoble thee, thou good, great soul, for One who is higher than kings hath done that for thee; but a king can confirm thy nobility to men.

Mark Twain
Sufficient unto the day is one baby. As long as you are in your right mind don't you ever pray for twins. Twins amount to a permanent riot; and there ain't any real difference between triplets and a insurrection. - The Babies speech 1879
Mark Twain

It is easier to manufacture seven facts out of whole cloth than one emotion.

Mark Twain
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. Mark Twai
Mark Twain

Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins. Mark T

Mark Twain
If books are not good company, where shall I find it?
Mark Twain

Love is an irreresisistible desire to be irresistibily desired.

Mark Twain
So avoid using the word 'very' because it's lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don't use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. It also won't do in your essays.What you do today is important, because you are sacrificing a day of your life for it.Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
Mark Twain

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four..

Mark Twain
I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won't.