I opened the door. He looked down at my shirt and smiled. "Funny," he said. "Don't call my boobs funny," I answered.

-John Green
John Green

So why don't you go home for vacations?' I asked her. I'm just scared of ghosts, Pudge. And home is full of them.

John Green
I felt the unfairness of it, the inarguable injustice of loving someone who might have loved you back but can't due to deadness.
John Green

The pleasure of remembering had been taken from me, there was no longer anyone to remember with.

John Green
Oh, my god," Augustus said. "i can't believe i have a crush on a girl with such cliché wishes." "i was thirteen," i said again, although of course i was only thinking "crush crush crush crush crush". I was flattered but changed the subject immediately.
John Green

I'm sorry," she says. I wheel around. "You know, you're a total know-it-all. And it's incredibly rude sometimes; I mean, you're not perfect either, and you act like it's my fault but it's not my fault for being quiet or your fault for being a know-it-all. It's not your problem or my problem; it's their problem. They're the demented ones, not us, so don't take it out on me, because the only thing that holds things together for me is having someone else on the Not Demented Team.

John Green
What the hell is instant? Nothing is instant.
John Green

Reading a good book helps us to feel un-alone.

John Green
Peter Van Houten was the only person I’d ever come across who seemed to (a) understand what it’s like to be dying, and (b) not have died.
John Green

You can't not like 'The Great Gatsby.' It's got the best sentences in, like, ever. John G

John Green
I've lived here for eighteen years and I have never once in my life come across anyone who cares about anything that matters.