I've learned that being a celebrity is like being a sacrificial lamb. At some point, no matter how high the pedestal that they put you on, they're going to tear you down.
When you think about it, we actors are kind of prostitutes. We get paid to feign attraction and love. Other people are paying to watch us kissing someone, touching someone, doing things people in a normal monogamous relationship would never do with anyone who's not their partner. It's really kind of
Most of us who got into film industry in early 2000s weren't prepared for the constant vigilance that being a celebrity requires, and there's no school for learning how to handle it well or gracefully. It's a hard thing to figure out. A lot of people don't deal with it well because they're either to
I would love to do a movie naked; it would be beautiful. No one dares make that kind of film today. They did it in the 1930s in an arty way, so why not now?
I'm one of those people who fiercely guards their privacy, so I hate doing interviews. Megan Fo
If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, itâ€™s likeâ€”you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.
I love the beach, and I love sunshine. Megan
I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys.
No one believes me when I talk about this, but I'm really, really maternal.
It's an immense amount of pressure, celebrity itself.
I'm pretty sure I'm a doppelganger for Alan Alda. I'm a trannie; I'm a man.
I've never been a big believer in formal education.
I loved 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.' It was such a big part of my childhood.
Until you have kids, you can't imagine how much you could possibly love a human being.
And you know, the people who hate kids and don't want kids always end up having 50 of them.
I'm just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores. It's just there. It's something I don't have to turn on.
My body parts are all I have left now that are only mine - the world owns everything else.
I'm self-loathing, introverted, and neurotic. Megan
I've come to the realization that if I don't feel like sharing, then I'm just not going to share. But I'm not going to go out of my way to mislead people or keep them at a distance, because that doesn't really get me anywhere either.
When you become a celebrity, the world owns you and your image.
Self-loathing doesn't keep me from being happy. But that doesn't mean I don't struggle. Megan Fo
People expected 'Jennifer's Body' to make so much money. But I was doubtful. The movie is about a man-eating, cannibalistic lesbian cheerleader, and that pretty much eliminates middle America. It's obviously a girl-power movie, but it's also about how scary girls are. Girls can be a nightmare.
I basically read every book ever written about Marilyn Monroe.
Wonder Woman is lame. She flies around in an invisible jet, but she's not invisible. I don't get it.
So much of what I say gets sensationalized and journalists have to report on scandal because that's what people are hungry to read about.
I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy
I don't like the sound of my voice.
If I ever lose a role because of my tattoos, I'll quit Hollywood and go to work at Costco.
I have absolutely no skill set that would suggest that I would be able to do directing. If I were able to, I'd like to get into that.
If your idea of a role model is somebody who's gonna preach to your kids that sex before marriage is wrong and cursing is wrong and women should be this and be that, then I'm not a role model. But if you want your girls to feel strong and intelligent and be outspoken and fight for what they think is