If any man flatters me, I'll flatter him again; tho' he were my best Friend.

-Benjamin Franklin
Benjamin Franklin

Admiration is the daughter of ignorance.

Benjamin Franklin
Let every fart count as a peal of thunder for liberty. Let every fart remind the nation of how much it has let pass out of its control. It is a small gesture, but one that can be very effective - especially in a large crowd. So fart, and if you must, fart often. But always fart without apology. Fart for freedom, fart for liberty - and fart proudly.
Benjamin Franklin

Whoever would overthrow the liberty of a nation must begin by subduing the freeness of speech.

Benjamin Franklin
Wouldst thou enjoy a long Life, a healthy Body, and a vigorous Mind, and be acquainted also with the wonderful Works of God? labour in the first place to bring thy Appetite into Subjection to Reason.
Benjamin Franklin

He is no clown that drives the plow, but he that doth clownish things.

Benjamin Franklin
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. Energy and persistence conquer all things. He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else. How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, his precepts! Oh, it's easier to keep Holidays than Commandments. Well done is better than well said.
Benjamin Franklin

I conceive that the great part of the miseries of mankind are brought upon them by false estimates they have made of the value of things.

Benjamin Franklin
Take time for all things: great haste makes great waste. Benjamin Frankli
Benjamin Franklin

Great Modesty often hides great Merit.

Benjamin Franklin
Trouble springs from idleness, and grievous toil from needless ease.