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-John Green
John Green

Observation: It would be awesome to fly in a superfast airplane that could chase the sunrise around the world for a while.

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What can we do?" Mom asked again. I shrugged. But she kept asking, as if there were something she could do, until I just kind of crawled across the couch into her lap and my dad came over and held my legs really tight and I wrapped my arms all the way around my mom's middle and they held on to me for hours while the tide rolled in.
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When surprised and excited and innocent Gus emerged from Grand Gesture Metaphorically Inclined Augustus, I literally could not resist.

John Green
When people have to choose between civilization and warm genitals, they choose warm genitals
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The dead are visible only in the terrible lidless eye of memory. The living, thank heaven, retain the ability to surprise and to disappoint. - Van Houten

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...And in freedom, most people find sin.
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You know, like when you look in the mirror and the thing you see is not the thing as it really is.

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Books are seldom useful unless they are also beautiful.
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Suffering is universal. it’s the one thing Buddhists, Christians, and Muslims are all worried about.

John Green
I shaved this morning for precisely that reason. I was like, 'Well, you never know when someone is going to clamp down on your calf and try to suck out the snake poison.