I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand it over to the government in taxes to keep it going.
In heaven an angel is nobody in particular. George Bernard Sha
Great art is never produced for its own sake. It is too difficult to be worth the effort.
It is the highest creatures who take the longest to mature, and are the most helpless during their immaturity.
A gentleman is one who puts more into the world than he takes out. George Bernard
The best place to find God is in a garden. You can dig for him there.
While we ourselves are the living graves of murdered animals, how can we expect any ideal living conditions on this earth?
England and America are two countries separated by the same language. George Bernard Sha
When commenting on the turmoil and disorder of the world, If the other planets are inhabited, they must be using this earth as their insane asylum.
There may be some doubt as to who are the best people to have charge of children, but there can be no doubt that parents are the worst.
People exaggerate the value of things they haven't got everybody worships truth and unselfishness because they have no experience with them
If all the economists were laid end to end, they'd never reach a conclusion. George Bernard Sha
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. George Bernard S
Schools must not become the agencies through which propaganda advocated by any section of society is spread. The method of control always a crucial problem should be in harmony with the fundamental values and principles of the states and the entire e
To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist.
Although I cannot lay an egg, I am a very good judge of omelettes
Property is organized robbery.
As 99 per cent of English authors and 100 per cent of American ones [authors] are just such imbeciles, managers and publishers make a practice of asking for every right the author possesses.
Every person who has mastered a profession is a skeptic concerning it. George Bernard
Remember always that the least plain sister is the family beauty.
Though the Life Force supplies us with its own purpose, it has no other brains to work with than those it has painfully and imperfectly evolved in our heads.
God's trustiest lieutenants often lack official credentials. They may be professed atheists who are also men of honour and high public spirit.
It seems as though every time you learn something new you have to give up something.
The price of ability does not depend on merit but on supply and demand.
Human misery is so appalling nowadays that if we allowed ourselves to dwell on it we should only add imaginary miseries of our own to the real miseries of others without doing them any good.
The poor silly-clever Irishman takes off his hat to God's Englishman.
Our political experiment of democracy, the last refuge of cheap misgovernment.
The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
Rebecca [West] can handle a pen as brilliantly as ever I could and much more savagely.
Civilization is a disease produced by the practice of building societies with rotten material.