Thus preserving the face from congealing.
my face I don't mind it,Because I'm behind it--'Tis the folks in the front that I jar.
Some cats are blind and stone deafdeaf some. But ain't no cat wuz ever dumb.
No matter how grouchy you're feeling,You'll find the smile more or less healing.It grows in a wreathAll around the front teeth -Thus preserving the face from congealing.
I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel alone.
I think 'Dead Poets' was probably my favorite, just to get started with the idea of doing a movie that people treated as more than a movie.
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. Robin William
In the process of looking for comedy, you have to be deeply honest. And in doing that, you'll find out here's the other side. You'll be looking under the rock occasionally for the laughter.
Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.
Compassionate conservative. I don't know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
In 'The Secret Agent,' it's basically a character that was admired by Theodore Kaczynski, which is some fan mail you don't really want to open. This is a man who is a chemist and who specializes in making bombs and despises humanity.
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'
The bad thing about being a famous comedian is that every now and then someone approaches me to tell an old joke. Don't tell me jokes - I have that. People also say the weirdest things, sometimes sarcastic things, and even evil things. They like to provoke to get a reaction.
I used food to make myself feel better, but I felt worse when I ate.
It is hard to find something where you can go off as much as I do in stand-up, but I think stand-up allows me that freedom where you can really go off and have a good time.
Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
Here's the best birth control in the whole world, if you really, if you have no pills, if you have no diaphragm, if you have no other form of contraception. Use it for ladies, if he comes at you with that little thing in his hand, just laugh at it. They can't deal with it, OK, it'll be gone.
I always wanted to play a big, black man, but that would cost too much make-up.
It's a wonderful feeling when your father becomes not a god but a man to you - when he comes down from the mountain and you see he's this man with weaknesses. And you love him as this whole being, not as a figurehead.
I can be trained, I can actually show you how intelligent I am, I can use a word like delicatessen and know what it means.
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
With a bike you go from zero to a hundred in terms of mobility.
Things that I see in the future. I see... it could be quite incredible if we can master a few problems, like the air and the water thing might be nice. I see governments dissolving these barriers are all falling down for economic reasons. They're all so interbound.
In California, we are a sixty percent Hispanic state, we elected an Austrian governor. Even old Nazis are going That's weird.