What's a' your jargon o' your schools, Your Latin names for horns and stools; If honest nature made you fools.
Ye hypocrites! are these your pranks? To Murder men, and give God thanks? Desist for same! proceed no further: God won't accept your thanks for Murther!
Man's inhumanity to man makes countless thousands mourn!
But human bodies are sic fools, For a' their colleges and schools, That when nae real ills perplex them, They make enow themsel's to vex them
There's some are fou o' love divine; There's some are fou o' brandy.