Osteosarcoma sometimes takes a limb to check you out. The, if it like you, it takes the rest.

-John Green
John Green

Why are breakfast foods breakfast foods?

John Green
Your friendship with her-it sleeps with the fishes.
John Green

It's still early in the process, ... Senator Inhofe is going to have to sit up and listen.

John Green
The act of leaning in to kiss someone, or asking them, is fraught with the possibility of rejection, so the person least likely to get rejected should do the leaning in or the asking.
John Green

Also, it was a bit hopeless," he said. "A bit defeatist." "If by defeatist you mean honest, then I agree." "I don't think defeatism is honest, " Dad answered. "I refuse to accept that.

John Green
Maybe our favorite quotations say more about us than about the stories and people we're quoting.
John Green

The nature of the labyrinth, I scribbled into my spiral notebook, and the way out of it. This teacher rocked. I hated discussion classes. I hated talking, and I hated listening to everyone else stumble on their words and try to phrase things in the vaguest possible way so they wouldn't sound dumb, and I hated how it was all just a game of trying to figure out what the teacher wanted to hear and then saying it. I'm in class, so teach me.

John Green
Walt Whitman is HOT! I mean, that guy could sound his barbaric yawps over the roofs of my world any time.
John Green

The light filtered throught the leaves and pine needles above as if through lace, the ground spotted in shadow.

John Green
It was kind of a beautiful day, finally real summer in Indianapolis, warm and humid - the kind of weather that reminds you after a long winter that while the world wasn't built for humans, we were built for the world.