Patience, grasshopper," I counseled. "You don't want to seem overeager." "Right, that's why I said tomorrow," he said. "I want to see you again tonight. But I'm willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow.

-John Green
John Green

She never acted as if she liked him all that much, but then she never acted as if she liked anyone all that much.

John Green
You'll live forever in our hearts, big man. That particularly galled me, because it implied the immortality of those left behind: You will live forever in my memory, because I will live forever! I AM YOUR GOD NOW, DEAD BOY! I OWN YOU!
John Green

I don't know how I look, but I know how I feel: Young. Goofy. Infinite.

John Green
The true ninja doesn't make a splash at all.
John Green

Alaska decided to go help Dolores with dinner. She said that it was sexist to leave the cooking to the women, but better to have good sexist food than crappy boy-prepared food.

John Green
I came here looking for a Great Perhaps, for real friends and a more-than-minor life..
John Green

I have a great affection for people who are intellectually engaged with the world, and who don't treat everything superficially. And I think, when people talk about nerdiness, what they're really talking about is smart people who who are trying to think hard about the world. And I don't think that's an insult, I think that's a great thing.

John Green
Dying is the last thing I would EVER do!
John Green

We all matter - maybe less then a lot but always more than none.

John Green
Nothing really ever happens like you imagine it will.