Son of Lady Chatterley's Lover had obvious commercial advantages (as a title for this book), but it impugned the marital status of my parents, something that enough critics were already doing.

-Jack Paar
Jack Paar

I'm not saying these flying discs don't really exist, but nobody living in Kansas City has seen them and that's a dry state.

Jack Paar
Son of Lady Chatterley's Lover had obvious commercial advantages (as a title for this book), but it impugned the marital status of my parents, something that enough critics were already doing.
Jack Paar

Disneyland is such a big thing to Californians, I discovered that when you cross the border you have to raise your right hand and take an oath that you believe in Walt Disney.

Jack Paar
Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there.
Jack Paar

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery. Jack

Jack Paar
As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle.
Jack Paar

As I was saying before I was interrupted ... I believe the last thing I said was 'There must be a better way to make a living than this.' Well, I've looked - and there isn't.

Jack Paar
Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery. Jack Paa
Jack Paar

Personally, I like those mystery shows. Ever since I was a kid I've been crazy about blood and detectives and murder. Maybe I was born with a silver knife in my back.

Jack Paar
One gets the impression that this is how Ernest Hemingway would have written had he gone to Vassar.