Anytime a fan touches you, you have the right to beat the hell out of him
See, my hope and dream is that people have a good time watching basketball. It's not church. It's not serious.
Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while.
We're just playing basketball. It's not like we're going out to have unprotected sex with Magic.
I read that heavy drinking is bad for your health. I decided I better stop reading.