You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.
I didnt wear the pink panties because I didnt want America going crazy with excitement.
I'm just what America needs: another unemployed black man. (on his retirement from basketball)
There's only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don't have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn't take your life that serious.
If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she's ugly. If they tell you a guy works hard, he can't play a lick. Same thing.
I don't hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.
I think the biggest problem is parents are so concerned with being friends with their kids. You're not their friend. You're their parent.
I'm still going to Disney World.
If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.
Man, everything gets blamed on the Clintons, every single thing in this world. I think Bill Clinton shot JFK, too.
I'm not paid to be a role model, parents should be role models. Charles Bar
My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.
I'm really disturbed about the gay marriage thing. Because I think gay people should get married, cause it's their own business ... Because as a Black man, I think you've got to be against any form of discrimination.
I don't worry about playing basketball; that comes natural. I just want to have fun. David Robinson, Patrick Ewing, Michael Jordanthis is like spring break in the ghetto.
When you read the book you see that these guys aren't holding any punches. They're straightforward. They're honest. They're giving you their honest opinion.
I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five.
Iâ€™d rather have a gay guy who can play than a straight guy who canâ€™t play.
You can talk without saying a thing. I don't ever want to be that type of person.
I don't think of myself as giving interviews. I just have conversations. That gets me in trouble.
I'm so sick and tired of people in the media telling us that because of the war, sports aren't important. Fans need sports. We'd have only crime and war to watch on TV if not for sports.
Any time a little midget does something like this, you gotta give him a 10!.
Most sportswriters don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.
My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, 'Hey, I'm rich'.
When I speak to kids I tell them, 'Hey, you think your parents are a pain in the ass now, but they're going to get smarter as you get older.'
We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.
I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag.
We're just playing basketball. It's not like we're going out to have unprotected sex with Magic.
I'd never buy my girl a watch... she's already got a clock over the stove.
See, my hope and dream is that people have a good time watching basketball. It's not church. It's not serious.
I'm not a role model... Just because I dunk a basketball doesn't mean I should raise your kids. Charles Barkle