It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.
Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier. Sam Levenso
Courage is walking naked through a cannibal village
If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.
At the U.N., any nation that fights back is censored as an "aggressor."
You can't start at the top.
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
More and more Congressmen now stay in Washington all year-round because they can't stay at home under the laws they've passed.
When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?
What we should have fought for was representation without taxation.
The reason God made man before woman was that he didn't want any suggestions.
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it. Sam Leve
It's not the sugar that makes the tea sweet, but the stirring.
Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.
I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?
I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!
Give your child a spanking once a day. If you don't know why, he does.
Never lend money to a friend. It's dangerous. It could damage his memory.
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.
If you owe fifty dollars you're a piker; if you owe fifty thousand dollars you're a businessman; if you owe fifty million dollars you're a tycoon; if you owe fifty billion dollars you're the government.
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children. Sam Levenso
Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.
I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom? Sam Leve
The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.
You don't have to be in "Who's Who" to know what's what.
Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor.
When I came home and showed my mother my report card with a mark of 98 in arithmetic, she wanted to know who had gotten the other two points.
Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier. Sam Leve