Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.
Humor gives presidents the chance to be seen as warm, relaxed persons. Humor reaches out and puts its arm around the listener and says, 'I am one of you, I understand,' and implicitly it promises, 'I will do something about your problems.
Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years. Robert O
With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!
Do your kids a favor - don't have any.
Do you realize what would happen if Moses were alive today? He'd go up to Mount Sinai, come back with the Ten Commandments, and spend the next eight years trying to get published.
Humor is the most honest of emotions. Applause for a speech can be insincere, but with humor, if the audience doesn't like it there's no faking it.
Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder.
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Nowadays, you cannot be a very Effective political figure without Having a demonstrable sense of humor. People take to it.
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. Robert Orbe
Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave - but there's no need to be in the passing lane.
I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them.
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.
There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers. Robert O
Did you hear about the woman who sent out 40,000 Valentine Cards doused in perfume and signed, "Guess Who?" She's a divorce lawyer.
Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings. Robert Orbe
A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace
Economists can certainly disappoint you. One said that the economy would turn up by the last quarter. Well, I'm down to mine and it hasn't.
Faith, indeed, has up to the present not been able to move real mountains.... But it can put mountains where there are none. Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator. Robert Orbe
Have you noticed when you go on a diet, the first thing you lose is your temper.
Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.
Sociologists say that going to the movies is a bonding experience. It probably has to do with the way you feet stick to the floor.
I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.
With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal! Robert O
Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.
The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it.