Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!
Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people. Robert O
Humor is the most honest of emotions. Applause for a speech can be insincere, but with humor, if the audience doesn't like it there's no faking it.
Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.