Wait'll next year! is the favorite cry of baseball fans, football fans, hockey fans, and gardeners.

-Robert Orben
Robert Orben

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

Robert Orben
The true test of humility is whether you can say grace before eating crow.
Robert Orben

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Robert Orben
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
Robert Orben

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people. Robert O

Robert Orben
With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal! Robert Orbe
Robert Orben

Humor is the most honest of emotions. Applause for a speech can be insincere, but with humor, if the audience doesn't like it there's no faking it.

Robert Orben
It's mandatory in this day and age to be considered to have a sense of humor and to demonstrate it. You're not paying me for a joke, You're paying me for the right joke.
Robert Orben

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

Robert Orben
The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the world